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Migration to BRAND NEW EZRA HUB Admin loading! on Sunday (01/27) at 11:06pm No. 47934

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CURRENTLY MIGRATING OVER TO THE BRAND NEW EZRA HUB! GET RID FOR THIS AWWWW YEAH

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Important Decisions to make about Ezra Hub Cornellian ## Admin loading! on Sunday (01/27) at 12:48pm No. 47861

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In the last couple of months I've gradually settled on the view that Ezra Hub is a big, negative hunk of crap. The website is overflowing with content that (doesn't really break the rules but) is negative, disparaging, divisive and a lot of the time just plain mean. In the last 24 hours we've had to delete more than a few personal attacks and weird stuff personally identifying sorority girls. There are lots of negative images like "hahaphaggot.jpg," plenty of content objectifying women, trying to draw apart women with b.s. distinctions between sororities, calling other people sluts and whores, people talking about using illegal drugs.. just stuff that I don't think is befitting of Cornell and the community we are. It also reflects very poorly on me since I'm known to be the creator of the website. I've had more than my fair share of stress and personal attacks (some still unfortunately persisting) due to this website and more than once I've had to respond myself to people who were hurt due to some a-hole who posted on Ezra Hub. It isn't a secret that Ezra Hub has overall been a negative development in my life and it still is a big thorn in my side. I'm successful and happy in otherFull post not shown.

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Cornellian loading! on Sunday (01/27) at 8:05pm No. 47902

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is there a maximum amount of protein/nutrients that you can absorb from a single meal?

For example, if I eat a steak (50g protein), egg noodles (20g protein), a shrimp salad (20g protein), and two cups of milk (16g protein) would I be able to absorb all 106g of protein, or would my body stop processing the protein (and simply excrete the remainder) after a certain point?

In other words, to meet protein requirements of, say, 180g, could one do that on 3 BIG meals a day? Or do you have to split the meals to absorb everything?

I'm asking because eating every 2-3 hours is a huge pain in the ass. The "absorption limit" idea also sounds like bro-science, so wondering if someone legit might know an answer. I'd much rather just eat 3 1000 calorie meals then 6 500 calorie meals.

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Cornellian loading! on Sunday (01/27) at 8:31pm No. 47914

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at what number of sexual partners does a girl cross the bridge into whore territory?

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Cornellian loading! on Sunday (01/27) at 7:39pm No. 47897

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Charizard, Blastoise, Venusaur.

You can only pick one. Who do you choose, and why?

I pick Charizard, because he's Big Red and a poppycockin dragon. He's also just as strong as Blastoise.

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EZRA HUB TOP MEALS Cornellian loading! on Sunday (01/27) at 10:24pm No. 47925

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What do you guys like to make for dinner at school? My personal rankings:

1. Breakfast for dinner (bacon, eggs, toast/pancakes/waffles)

2. Any sort of stew (throw a bunch of meat and veggies in a crock pot and have food for days with minimal cooking or dishes)

3. Tacos (not too much work, fun to eat)

4. Omelet (quick and painless)

5. BBQ anything (chicken, ribs, whatever)

9000. Dining halls

9001. Okenshields

9002. Risley

Discuss…

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theta busted this year? Cornellian loading! on Sunday (01/20) at 8:33pm No. 47294

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Wow theta really doesn't look that good this year….

pic related their new PC

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Hockey topic Leetch2 loading! on Sunday (01/27) at 12:19pm No. 47858

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One week away from the Super Bowl. Huzzah!


Sunday:

Minnesota vs. St. Louis 6:00 PM ET (NBC Sports)

Tuesday:

Long Island vs. Pittsburgh 7:30 PM ET (NBC Sports)

Wednesday:

Chicago vs. Minnesota 8:00 PM ET (NBC Sports)

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winter break laura loading! on Saturday (01/26) at 10:24pm No. 47832

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I met Eric in late November, but I didn't really think about him. Winter break went really fast and I hated myself the whole time.

A few days after New Years, Eric randomly messaged me on facebook. We talked for hours. We're really very similar, but I didn't realize it at school because he’s a chemical engineer and has a mild jewfro. But we're even from the same town.

We decided to fly back to Ithaca together. It was such an adult feeling to sit next to him on the plane, sharing a destination. But for some reason our connecting flight to Syracuse was cancelled, and the next flight wasn't until the next morning.

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Pooping etiquette Cornellian loading! on Saturday (01/26) at 4:00pm No. 47788

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What is the proper etiquette when you walk into a bathroom and someone is grunting really loudly and they are obviously struggling with a poop? Do you say something, try to make some noise to make it less awkward or just sit there as silently as possible?

I'm female but advice applies for both genders I guess.

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Can we start objectifying Frats here? Cornellian loading! on Thursday (01/24) at 4:31pm No. 47688

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Who had the HOTTEST Pledge Class? Any pics (grainy is okay) of some of the new future frat bros?

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Aziz Shavershian loading! on Friday (01/25) at 1:04pm No. 47722

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Aside from the alleged steroid use… how is Zyzz not a hero to everyone here?

I highly recommend you watch this video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uqy-iaMVsuY

Cliffs:
>zyzz was a huge phaggot who played word of warcraft all day
>skinny and unaesthetic
>sold WoW account for 500 bucks and got a gym membership
>started becoming aesthetic, started getting chicks
>found the misc, became an aesthetic god
>hero to guys all over the world now

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Anyone done crossfit? Cornellian loading! on Friday (01/25) at 2:57pm No. 47727

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Does anyone at Cornell actually do Crossfit? /done it before?

Pic related, crossfit.

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Keeping townies out of campus Cornellian loading! on Saturday (10/06) at 8:19pm No. 33878

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We need to keep townies out of campus, and it's time we start thinking up real solutions. Townies are responsible for all of the recent rapes, burglaries and other crime incidents on campus and they make Cornell unsafe. Secondly, they are poor and don't contribute to the local economy anyway so it's not like they can afford Collegetown shops. There's no reason they need to be in Collegetown except to commit crimes or creep on undergrads. Ithaca IS Cornell. We have 70% of the land in Ithaca and are by far the biggest economic engine. Without Cornell, Ithaca would just be another Dryden or Lansing or some bumpoppycock upstate town. Townies are weird crack-smoking hippies, complain about us all the time even though we offer so many resources to them and are the reason their "idyllic" lifestyle exists… so if they are ungrateful why should we let them come onto our campus?

I think we need to set up border-checkpoint style barriers to keep townies out and instead of CUPD looking for jaywalkers and giving out parking tickets unnecessarily, employ them making sure only townies with a valid reason to go into campus (employment, etc). can get in. This would make the crime ratFull post not shown.

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Best Dorm on West? Cornellian loading! on Monday (01/21) at 7:27pm No. 47431

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so I just got the first lottery time slot available and will be blocking with some people. I was wondering, from your experiences, which west campus dorm is the best. In terms of rooms, cleanliness, privacy, food quality, etc. I'm assuming with the first time slot, we'll have our pick of whatever dorm.

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President of TriDelt addresses hooking up/sloots Morgan Bookheimer loading! on Thursday (01/24) at 4:14pm No. 47687

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>Recently, Cornell’s bible that is The New York Times published an article about how the dating scene of our generation is hyper casual. It was mostly the same old article you read about “millennials” that is 60 percent bullshit and 40 percent true. I guess I still read it, so the NYT is doing its job. On the other hand, I didn’t need another source telling me how sad my love life is. Thanks, NYT.

>Basically, it said exactly what you would expect: Our generation goes on fewer traditional dates and we’re unsatisfied as a result. But I wonder, are we actually unfulfilled with our dateless culture, or are just being made to feel that we should be? Some would say the answer lies in removing ourselves from the hook-up culture, as kind of cultural rebellion. I feel a certain pressure to want to go on dates that I can’t seem to separate from my actual feelings about the person who is asking me out on one. Do I like this person only because they are carrying out the traditional romantic ritual?

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Cornellian loading! on Tuesday (01/22) at 11:19pm No. 47594

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>you are now aware that it's 4 degrees outside

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Cornellian loading! on Thursday (01/24) at 10:56am No. 47667

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Girl just spilled coffee in my class
Someone yelled out "I know that feel"!
Laughed a little.

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