The Night Before Gains Cornellian loading! No. 44381
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View Thread 'Twas the night before Gains, when all through the rack
Not a single squat was done, not even a hack;
The synthol packed in a syringe with care,
In hopes that godlike Gains would appear;
The curlbro was nestled all snug in his bed,
While visions of big arms danced in his head;
But the evil lord Rippletits, the commander of pain,
Had devised a plan to ensure that this fratstar made gains,
Through the window there sprang a dinosaur,
and sent the curlbro to hell with a devilish roar.
Amongst the flames stood Rippletits, who leered at his prey.
"Son, we DEADlift Tiny's parents today"
Fast forward 6 months, to the opening of the cocoon,
The poor curlbro realises he has gained Rippletit's boon.
And even though he now looks like absolute shit,
He managed to mutter: "T-thanks, Rippletits"
Lifted phukin hard today brahs and ate a ton, major gains coming on tonight I can feel it. Wish me luck. Thanks for the motivation.
