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Ezra Hub Easter Eggs Dev loading! No. 45655
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There are 3 easter eggs on Ezra Hub:

1. easy mode
2. medium mode
3. god mode

First one to find them all, screencap and post in this thread wins. Good luck!


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joocy legs = zyzz shorts? Cornellian loading! No. 45713
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Should I get some of those 2eros shorts that Zyzz wears? I have pretty fukin joocy quads and calves so they would probably look pretty decent but I'm worried that they would look really gay or my balls would hang out and they're fukin 80 dollars.

Anyone ever bought/worn these born? Girls would this make me look like a phaggot? Legs are pretty joocy but still kinda worried…


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The Quick Clay Landslide at Rissa loading! No. 45707
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Fascinating stuff:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3q-qfNlEP4A&list=UUMy9SdaGsyY-bvo5LudBR0w


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girlfriend or tons of sloots? which better Calfbrahh loading! No. 45722
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Is it more aesthetic to have a girlfriend who you have a great connection with and have fukin great sex with or be single and slay mountains of pussy from different sloots every time?

Sophomore guy (Transfer) here rushing and I know the frat scene favors hookups and chit so thinking about what's good, I could wife this 8.5/10 (real world standards) girl I have right now or poppycock a different sloot every day of the weekend..what would you choose?


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why do you lift? Cornellian loading! No. 45736
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Why do you lift Ezra Hub? What are you doing it for? What is your motivation?

I'm a girl just starting and I want to know what other people do it for. Tell me :D


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Food Porn Thread Cornellian loading! No. 45582
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Mirin these macros? Mirin taste? Mirin deliciousness? You hungry now bro?

ITT: we post food that is amazing on a bulk and so delicious


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Improper education? disappointed!FKk4keqK9w loading! No. 45458
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Unfortunately this post is not about greek life and will (hopefully) not contain half naked people from /fit. That being said I would love some serious input from my peers. I am an upperclassman at Cornell and have often been severely disappointed in the quality of education we are receiving. There seems to be a lack of true intellectual curiosity at Cornell from the students, faculty, and even the institution as a whole. This is not to say that Cornell does not have the ability to provide us with a good education, but rather that the university and our peers have been sacrificing fundamental aspects of higher education to satisfy the collective desire for a pre-professional focus. I personally believe that this focus has caused students/faculty/administration to lose sight of why education is important. It is hard for me to imagine that most Cornellians will graduate as more rounded people, as intellectually curious people, having enjoyed their studies, or having used the opportunity we have had to explore new fields of study. This has been the most troubling aspect of my education, and has often caused me to question whether I made the correct choice in schools. I would lFull post not shown.


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Carpenter Library porn video Cornellian loading! No. 45701
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Someone emailed this to the Ezra Hub email today… haha


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Fatass lady thinks being obese is healthy Marilyn Wann loading! No. 45657
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>http://www.cnn.com/2013/01/03/opinion/wann-fat-and-fit-study/index.html?hpt=hp_c3

Cliffs:
-fat as fatass hamplanet woman complains that fatties are discriminated against by medical professionals
-claims being obese is "fit" and healthier than being "normal weight"
-chows down on cakes and cookies and junk all day
-thinks one questionable study vindicates her obesity quest and is championing the fat acceptance movement. Bemoans "thin privilege"
Pic related the lady


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Business Fraternity Rankings Cornellian loading! No. 45484
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Hey so I'm a sophomore guy interested in rushing business fraternities next semester. I know they're very different from social fraternities in structure, function and rush week but it would be really helpful to hear some background on each of the fraternities.

I know there are four of them: DSP, AKPsi, PGN and PSE. What are their reputations? Which is better for finance vs. marketing vs. consulting? Are there overall personalities for each one?

Thanks for the help guys


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sorority life... cornellian123 loading! No. 45446
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Hey, freshman girl here. My best friend at Cornell is rushing and I'm afraid I'm going to lose my friendship with her to sorority lyfe but do not know how realistic my fear is…
Everyone assumes I'm rushing buuut I'm not one for drama and trying to impress a bunch of people i don't care about :)

should i be worried? we are pretty close but is it possible to be put second bc i'm a gdi? also is there a huge chance she will become typical sorority girl (shallow, etc.)?

k srry lots of questions here lol…


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cornell football Cornellian loading! No. 45570
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>you are now aware that this man is the head coach of cornell football starting 2013


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A Cappella Rankings Cornellian loading! No. 45487
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A Cappella at Cornell is a pretty big sub-culture to Greek Life. A Cappella groups mix with each other, have social reputations, different styles and are very selective. But for those of you who are interested in joining, it may be hard to tell them apart. Here are some rankings that I've compiled to help you out. Rankings will mainly account for pure musical ability but will also account for performance value, personality and campus presence. Rankings within tiers are subjective based on personal preference.

Top Tier:
Last Call (All-Male)
The Hangovers (All-Male)
The Chordials (Coed)

Upper Tier:
Cayuga's Waiters (All-Male)
The Class Notes (Coed)
Nothing But Treble (All-Female)
Key Elements (Coed)

Middle Tier:
After Eight (All-Female)
The Touchtones (All-Female)
Hearsay A Cappella (All-Female)

Lower Tier:
Absolute (Coed)
Callbaxxx (All-Female)
<3 [aka Less than 3] (All-Female)


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Back to Bashing the Sun please Cornellian loading! No. 45521
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Hey, this website seems to have lost its focus. Like talking about the dog shit which is the cornell daily sun.

where do they get talentless writers such as these?

http://cornellsun.com/section/arts/content/2012/12/29/good-bad-and-ugly-django-unchained

First of all how about that horrendous pun for a title, what is this poppycocking middle school?

> There are at least 100 historically accurate racial epithets, used more often as shorthand than as heated insults. A central plot point involves the fictional gladiator sport of “Mandingo fighting,” where two slaves fight to the death with their bare hands. White owners lock a naked slave inside a steel “hotbox” and feed another to rabid dogs. This is Tarantino’s first film with scenes I found tough to watch.

Ok. Barring how horrible the first sentence of that paragraph is in expressing what he thinks. How about how poorly the 2nd sentence transitions to the 3rd, And this is the first Tarantino film tFull post not shown.


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>this new site design

gjdm


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RE: design of site Admin ## Admin loading! No. 45574
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I've seen several threads and comments lately with people complaining about how the site design recently turned chitty with the last update. We had a guest redesign the website and it was a little different and alright but user feedback has been 100% negative. It is true that I don't spend as much time on Ezra Hub compared to other projects and don't really put that much effort into it anymore. In the next couple of days I will do a quick redesign of Ezra Hub to fix some of the problems that were created because of the update (mobile design is poppycocked up too, see the subjects) and will probably be taking it in the direction of my blog with a simple and typography/color based design, unless anyone says they woudl like otherwise. Thanks for the motivation.


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muzza dancing.. can anyone? Cornellian loading! No. 45547
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>you will never be able to muzza dance like supaturk ;_;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-iLI0NyQEA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bB_RGD6uExg

brb training to be a sickkunt


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Princess of Ezra Hub Admiration Thread Cornellian loading! No. 45581
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In this thread we praise the beautiful aesthetics of the Princess of Ezra Hub.

Please respond qt i will do anything for you.


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fing3r loading! No. 45448
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how many guys finger themselves


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Cornellian loading! No. 45369
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Is hooking up with an Asian girl different from with a white girl? Examples?


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admin will u fix the design of this site pls


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Ezra Hub Natty Physiques (ratings) Cornellian loading! No. 45535
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BGFE: stoner mode but nigga genetics
Admin: ottermode/athletic (mirin)
Leetch2: chubbyfat
Mod: auschwitzmode (lol)
Princess of Ezra Hub: skinnyfat (dyel?)
Goddess of Ezra Hub: fit
some_skinny_girl: auschwitzmode/anorexia
Laura: average
Jeff Seid: ottermode (IRL, I saw you at noyes I think)

Who would win in a contest? Any I forgot? Btw I'm gay if you didn't guess so I'm looking at it from an interesting perspective


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cutting Cornellian loading! No. 45545
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workout experts: is it possible to do a cut cycle on dining hall food if ur a freshman? also will u see results if u drink 3/4 nights a week? what's the best diet in terms of carbs and when to eat them? much appreciated


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fk u concern-ed cornelian loading! No. 44838
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sup fratstaritz, i used to poast here all the time when this bored was actually cool and people talked about cornell related stuff or had interesting disscusions about politics and race-sceince and shit but this bored has turned in to an absolut pile of doo-doo droplets and i am not even kid-ing around. when i get on here nEmore i feel like it is just a bunch of midle class white-boys trying to act tuff so they can get some blakcok or something it is pretty sad .

but ya this whole thing with the steriods and the skiny girls and all the stopid sht is fukin seriously boring and autistic so if u all could stp that sht and get BACK to talking aboot ACT-sually interisting things, that would be chill. also whoever is con-stantly copy pasting stuf from /fit/ ceriously needs to stop that. fukin trolls everywhere around here nymore

ther r more important things 2 disscus here like the future of humanity n stuff so stop talking abot fkn hairy legid girls, stpd soccer playerz (bgfe go away!), girls masturbating at ur study spot (lol neckbeard cs majors go away!) , and ur stupid power rankings threads (unfunny go away!)


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Most interesting math courses at Cornell? Cornellian loading! No. 45479
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A non-math major looking for some post-(intro.) linear algebra classes to pique my interest.


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Any advice for rush week in terms of how to choose houses to visit? How many should guys go to? Should you have a "reach" and a "safety"? Any tips would be appreciated.


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>tfw admin makes great design for his own personal blog and lets whoever poppycocked up Ezra hub to continue to make it look like shit

Admin pls


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One of the random facts from under the menu:

>In the early 1900s, Home Economics students took care of orphans, or "practice babies," as part of their curriculum.

Now, that's badass! Makes me feel ashamed of myself. What have I accomplished?


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>tfw so drunk you can barely get it up
>tfw forgot condom poppycock it no protection needed
>tfw remember poppycocking her hard but don't remember anything after that
>tfw not sure if I busted inside her or not or where at all

Am I poppycocked? Didn't get her phone number either… Do I have a kid now?


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>you are now aware that this is what zyzz looked like pre-roids when he was natty
>you are now aware that it would take like 7 years of lifting and intense dieting to get anywhere near the "zyzz body" without roids

If you want to be shredded like the unrealistic images you see of guys… You gotta roid. Otherwise you gotta be realistic about what a natty body looks like.


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