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Cornellian loading! on Tuesday (08/14) at 5:58pm No. 30261

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How difficult is stats STSCI 2100? I know that there are several different intro stats classes. Looking for one that won't take up too much of my time but that i'll learn something from.

thanks fratstars

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Cornellian loading! on Tuesday (08/14) at 10:51am No. 30224

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See you guys at homecoming!

http://www.billboard.com/news/avicii-plots-fall-tour-including-historic-1007822752.story?utm_source=most_recent&fb_source=message#/news/avicii-plots-fall-tour-including-historic-1007822752.story?utm_source=most_recent

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IvyGate begging for contributors Cornellian loading! on Sunday (08/12) at 3:22pm No. 30049

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Anyone want to troll the poppycock out of these retards?

http://www.ivygateblog.com/2012/08/work-for-ivygate-back-to-school-edition/

Peter Jacobs, everyone, Peter Jacobs. What a fratstar. Somehow I always knew he would be the type to do gossip bullshit like IvyGate.

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Incoming Cornellian Transfer loading! on Sunday (08/12) at 5:25pm No. 30087

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How looked down upon are transfer students?

The lovely fratstars at College Confidential said to expect zero social life—because I don't have "freshman connections"—and no chance at joining a frat.

Is this true?

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Big Red Bottles lol Cornellian loading! on Sunday (08/12) at 3:52pm No. 30059

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Some AEM retards started this site… what does Ezra Hub think?

So basically they buy drinks at Wal-Mart and deliver them to you for 20% more. Why not just poppycocking go to Wal Mart or even buy it at Nasties?

Plus their website is shit.

bigredbottles.com

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Cornellian loading! on Monday (08/13) at 5:24am No. 30133

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Hello Ezra Hub! Have a pol sci-test.

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Stallman Interjector Cornellian loading! on Monday (08/13) at 4:34am No. 30131

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OH GOD MY SIDES. This is poppycocking great. Programming wins for once. Soooo much rage.

https://github.com/stallmaninterjector/rms-on-steroids/blob/master/stallman.pl

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Cornellian loading! on Sunday (08/12) at 5:29pm No. 30088

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Hey guys, my parents coming up to visit me before school starts. As a shut-in, I have no idea what there is to do around here and since I don't have a car, I really, really have no idea where to show him around. I was thinking maybe some kind of nature-y thing like Buttermilk Falls or something like that, but do you guys have any recommendations?

inb4 "just go smoke some grass or something"

tl;dr I need to entertain my parents in Ithaca for a day and I don't know what to do. Thanks for the help (even if you're trolling..), I appreciate it!

pic unrelated but poppycock, puppies are cute

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What new features do you want, Ezra Hub? Cornellian loading! on Sunday (08/12) at 4:29pm No. 30069

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What new features would you like to see on Ezra Hub? Devs will be watching this thread so don't miss it!

Try to keep it realistic, we'll do what we can. As many of you know, we actually listen to you guys and in the past have implemented a lot of features that you asked for (poster IDs, meme faces, reporting, youtube etc.). Let us know in this thread!

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Intermittent Fasting Cornellian loading! on Sunday (08/12) at 1:56pm No. 30024

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Congratulations guys and girls!

You are all witnessing/living through the birth and life of a GIMMICKY FAD DIET.

I always wondered what it would be like. Trying it now and it's a poppycocking joke.. no substitute for real health and fitness. I honestly don't know if it's infuriating or hilarious to see all the DYEL clowns and New Wave of Functional Personal Trainers thinking they stumbled into ~The Shortcut~

We need more fitness threads on Ezra Hub.

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Working out at Cornell Cornellian loading! on Sunday (08/12) at 1:52pm No. 30023

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"The Big 7" is all you need for building huge muscles and burning a lot of fat. The rest of exercises are a waste of time. Pic sorta related.

>Squat
>Deadlift
>Chest Press (Bench Press)
>Rows
>Chin-up/Pull-up
>Military/Standing Pres
>Dips

Anyone planning on working out a lot at Noyes this semester? Or Helen Newman?

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Cornellian loading! on Sunday (08/12) at 4:37pm No. 30077

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Hi Cornelian Community,

I’m looking for a techie co-founder and engineers for my start-up. My startup is the ultimate legal online interactive sports betting exchange where members can bet at odds set by other members (rather than by a bookie) and compete in customizable fantasy sports pools. Because I feel a tech co-founder is so unbelievably valuable to my company, I’m looking to give equity AS WELL AS an hourly salary ($7-10/hr) to write code (full time position).

My partner and I concentrate in Entrepreneurship in Wharton. A while back we received great interest from some Cornelian engineers who were willing to work with us in the future - that time is now. Our feedback from specialized Wharton professors has primarily been something that of “Wow” or “If this is done the right way, the potential revenue stream is ginormous”. I’d love to further discuss the startup in detail in person upon request. Message me if your interested.

Happy studying!

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Confessions Cornellian loading! on Thursday (08/09) at 9:16pm No. 29783

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Confessions/PostSecret thread. Say what you need to say and let it out.

We all have some emotional weight to bear, bear it no more. Let it free.

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30,000 GET Cornellian loading! on Saturday (08/11) at 5:08pm No. 29929

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Who's going to get the 30k get? Damn son, this has taken off.

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The High Times Cornellian loading! on Sunday (08/12) at 1:46pm No. 30021

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Anyone down for a little sunday smoke? Let's get hiiiiiigh as the sky.

Oh Abba Zabba, you my onllly friend.

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Amazing asses Cornellian loading! on Saturday (08/11) at 2:49pm No. 29905

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Are we allowed to post semi-nude pictures like this one? It's not "porn" necessary. If so, amazing asses thread.

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Cornellian loading! on Saturday (08/11) at 6:55pm No. 29972

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Hello Ezra Hub! Have a political test.

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Cornellian loading! on Saturday (08/11) at 7:51pm No. 29987

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>6th grade
>Be in P.E. class
>Haven't washed penis for two weeks
>P.E. teacher walks into locker room
>"Monthly penis inspection has been moved to today! Line up boys!"
>Fail inspection, have to repeat 6th grade

Poppycock penis inspection day

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Hm.... Cornellian loading! on Saturday (08/11) at 4:43pm No. 29923

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Lookie what admin has been doing…..

http://ezrahub.com/missmaryland/

Explanations for this? Don't just delete it like last time mods, I know you're up to something. I'm behind 7 proxies so don't even bother

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People who can never admit that they are wrong why so buttannihilated? loading! on Saturday (07/14) at 7:20pm No. 26427

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Why can some people never, ever admit that they make simple factual errors? When you point out the factual error to this type of person, they typically get buttANNIHILATED and start going into personal attacks about how you are a terrible person completely unrelated to the matter at hand, ripping into you etc. These people are uncompletely unable to admit they are wrong and go to extreme lengths to pretend they aren't, even when there is no subjective element to it and they're just that.. wrong.

Does Ezra Hub know anyone like this, and how do you deal with them? How can you tell them to just suck it up and admit they were wrong?

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wants to be a mod loading! on Friday (08/10) at 4:31pm No. 29849

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I heard that to become a mod, you have to be able to rep 80 lbs on this machine. Can any mods or the admin confirm this?

Appreciate it!

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Cornellian loading! on Wednesday (08/08) at 11:51pm No. 29706

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i'm a CAS transfer from a medical marijuana friendly state. i move to cornell a week from today. who's down to blaze it in ithaca??

pic very related, it's what i'm smoking right now.

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Gomenasai Ezra Hub Ken-Sama !a2uDFch6hM loading! on Saturday (08/11) at 2:24pm No. 29897

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I'm a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins) and a Junior at Cornell. I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series). I'm a computer science major.

I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%.

After graduating from Cornell and when I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious graduate school to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!

I own several kimonos, which I wear around town sometimes. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but Full post not shown.

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