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The True Story Party Thread

The wildest shit you've ever said, done, witnessed at a party here. No one talks about the crazy shit that goes down, were anonymous here — lets make it happen.

If you saw some dude do something crazy frat, go ahead stroke your online ego by saying it was you but only a complete geed would just make something up.


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I noticed a lot of threads here are about sex.

Well college students like sex but aren't you all engineers?


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Jabba the Hutt at the Chicago Teacher's Union Strike Cornellian loading! No. 32134
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Karen Lewis.

This is the monstrous blubbering Jabba the Hutt hambeast that Rahm Emmanuel has to deal with to get shit done in Chicago. WOW I feel bad for this guy.

Teachers unions need to go badly. They stand in the way of progress and they are for lazy poppycock teachers who feel entitled to their job/to do nothing and be rewarded for it at the expense of the children in the schools.

I can't believe anyone takes this bitch seriously.


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Cornellian loading! No. 32169
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Homecoming parties? Post 'em here!


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Romney's theme song GOP is gonna lose loading! No. 32253
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Sugar we're going down…

hahahah bye bye GOP


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Best meal on campus? Cornellian loading! No. 32149
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Post the best meal you've had on campus and where you got it from.


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Fraternities to avoid Cornellian loading! No. 32204
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I'm a freshman, got kicked out of a frat last weekend, frats to avoid? frats with meanest brothers?


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Coalburners at Cornell Cornellian loading! No. 31868
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Anyone know chicks at Cornell that have completely sunk to getting muh dikked by black dudes? I've noticed most of these girls do it purely using them for sex/degrading themselves and not because they're interested in the guy really or dating. Viewing him like a sexual animal, which I think is wrong.

Poppycock that.

Here's one of them. Also another very notable one in Theta I'm sure everyone knows.


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Sorority Girls are a Problem Cornellian loading! No. 31974
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>All sorority girls are vapid, materialistic sluts.

Discuss


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MATT STAFFORD Cornellian loading! No. 32122
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>THAT FEEL WHEN MATT STAFFORD IS THE BIGGEST POPPYCOCKING DISAPPOINTMENT OF A FANTASY FOOTBALL QUARTERBACK EVER

NEGATIVE POINTS AGAIN YOU FRATSTAR!

ALL OF MY RAGEeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEE


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applications Cornellian loading! No. 32171
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>that feel when done with the first round of OCR cover letters and applications

DAT CONSULTING AND FINANCE


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>freshman engineering lecture
>people turn on their laptops at the start and then frantically try to muffle the Windows/Mac startup sounds with their hands

You've got to be shitting me


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Ladies and Gentlemen, your 2012 Philadelphia Eagles MVP


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Stephano Wins WCS Europe! Cornellian loading! No. 32114
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Just ripping through the bracket. A complete monster indeed.


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Cornellian loading! No. 31970
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What do you call a girl who hangs out with lots of really beta guys she will never actually want to date for attention? And no girl friends?


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OFFICIAL LIVERPOOL Post Match Thread Cornellian loading! No. 32003
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>Based Suarez scoring
>Based Sterling being MOTM
>Johnson being GOAT LB
>DAT inability to score
>DAT inability to win
>4 matches without winning
>First goal in open play since we beat Chelsea

Anyone follow football here?


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Lost in Love Cornellian loading! No. 31900
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>Like a girl
>Hang out with her almost daily
>Hey. This is hard to say, but I have feelings for you. Do you think we can be more than just friends?
>Aww. I love you but as a brother.
>She calls when she is lonely.
>Calls when she needs someone to help her move something in her apartment.
>Calls when she needs a ride to the airport or needs help with something that will save her money but cost you money…..but it's ok.
>Calls when she meets a new guy.
>Calls when she is depressed guy is ignoring her.
>Calls when guy abuses her mentally and physically.
>Calls when guy drops her off in the middle of the road literally after they have a fight and she is alone, scared
>Guy convinces her to come out to a bar weeks later as an apology, gets her super shit faced, poppycocks her in the bathroomFull post not shown.


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Homecoming Champion 2012 Cornellian loading! No. 32035
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Homecoming champion 2012… who are you going for?

Andrew Robbins - https://www.facebook.com/arobbs826
Ariel Aicher
Brandon Taylor - https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=781994026
Corey Reed - https://www.facebook.com/corey.reed91
Kat Balram - https://www.facebook.com/kat.balram
Kelly Wilcox - https://www.facebook.com/kelly.wilcox.129
Nicholas St.Fleur - https://www.facebook.com/nicholas.st.fleur
Peter Jacobs - https://www.facebook.com/peterajacobs (the ivygate editor LOL)
Sheila Garcia - Full post not shown.


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AC:R Cornellian loading! No. 32037
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Anyone ever done this in Assassin's Creed: Revelations?

Damn, there was a lot of hidden stuff.


Apartments Cornellian loading! No. 32007
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Does anyone know which companies ( the good ones) are still renting out apartments? I heard all the good places are being snatched very quickly.


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Making my apartment sweet Cornellian loading! No. 32009
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- one bedroom apartment
- computer in bedroom
- want to have video in the kitchen

What is the cheap way, the simple way and/or the good way to do this? I'm about to get a monitor from a friend with built in speakers so all I'll have to worry about is getting a single to it. Wireless would be preferable but I would like to keep costs close to $50.

Also, I'm using a 6850 with all 3 ports in use, if that's relevant.

Any ideas?


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RG3 Cornellian loading! No. 32005
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>tfw only 500 yards passing and 4 TDs tomorrow


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Yep.. Math is the only real discipline Cornellian loading! No. 31930
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>Ph.D. in Math
>any job I want
>$300k starting

Pleb engineers, thinking you actually have it good.


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Sell Me Your Electric Guitar! bababooey loading! No. 31966
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I've been on a rock binge lately…I'm strumming my old acoustic but I really just wanna plug in and bust out my big old…amplifier. But yeah, if anyone has a fender strat or tele they want to sell me, I got 200 big ones in my back pocket that I'd like to introduce to you.


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Collegetown Housing Cornellian loading! No. 31950
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Is it just me or are apartments being rented extremely fast this year? I just signed my lease this week thankfully. What about everyone else? Who is still looking?

It's funny that Pam Johnson has only rented two of her apartments, probably because her company is trash.


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Just another Sunday night at Cornell…


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Whats with all the people in suits today? Did all these wannabe-professional fratstars become even bigger tools overnight or what?


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I'm looking for a fertile woman... Cornellian loading! No. 31932
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What noticeable physical characteristics correlate the most with high fertility in women?


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Halp! Cornellian loading! No. 31935
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4th year ECE student looking to get help with a 1st year chem experiment.

Paying $20 paypal for what will probably take you 20 minutes.

timmystamos@gmail.com


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IT'S OVER, APPLE IS FINISHED Cornellian loading! No. 31894
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The new iPhone is POPPYCOCKING THE SAME AS THE LAST ONE!!!! They hardly poppycocking added anything! Android innovates at a way faster pace and has a better overall product.

We wait a year for this shit and they barely do anything.

Poppycock Apple.


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