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Cornellian loading! on Monday (09/24) at 4:16pm No. 32543

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Just another day in ILR school!

>dat GPA padding for Harvard Law!

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Auschwitzmode/beginner gym feels Cornellian loading! on Monday (09/24) at 3:36am No. 32519

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>tfw OHP the bar

o-o-o-okay

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REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL Cornellian loading! on Sunday (09/23) at 10:31pm No. 32510

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PATRIOTS GET POPPYCOCKED BY REFBALL!

THERE ARE NO DOINKS IN THE STRATOSPHERE THERE ARE NO DOINKS IN THE STRATOSPHERE THERE ARE NO DOINKS IN THE STRATOSPHERE THERE ARE NO DOINKS IN THE STRATOSPHERE THERE ARE NO DOINKS IN THE STRATOSPHERE

>CHEATVENS DIVINE POETRY OF JUSTICE

ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE

BELIMAD BELIMAD BELIMAD BELIMAD BELIMAD BELIMAD BELIMAD BELIMAD BELIMAD BELIMAD BELIMAD BELIMAD BELIMAD BELIMAD BELIMAD BELIMAD BELIMAD BELIMAD BELIMAD BELIMAD BELIMAD BELIMAD BELIMAD BELIMAD BELIMAD BELIMAD BELIMAD BELIMAD BELIMAD BELIMAD BELIMAD BELIMAD BELIMAD BELIMAD BELIMAD BELIMAD BELIMAD BELIMAD BELIMAD BELIMAD BELIMAD BELIMAD BELIMAD BELIMAD BELIMAD BELIMAD BELIMAD BELIMAD BELIMAD BELIMAD BELIMAD BELIMAD BELIMAD BELIMAD BELIMAD BELIMAD BELIMAD BELIMAD BELIMAD BELIMAD BELIMAD BELIMAD BELIMAD BELIMAD BELIMAD BELIMAD BELIMAD BELIMAD BELIMAD BELIMAD BELIMAD BELIMAD BELIMAD BELIMAD BELIMAD BELIMAD BELIMAD BELIMAD BELIMAD BELIMAD BELIMAD BELIMAD BELIMAD BELIMAD BELIMAD BELIMAD


ULTIMATE REFBALL ENDING

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ITT: We are The Big Bang Theory-characters. Cornellian loading! on Tuesday (07/31) at 10:08am No. 28202

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-Halo 2? Do you know what else is bad? Tron: Legacy, worst bad ever!

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OFFICIAL BALTIMORE RAVENS V NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS GAME THREAD Cornellian loading! on Sunday (09/23) at 6:44pm No. 32487

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Can the Ravens offense come back from that debacle last week?

Will Ed Reed be an issue this game?

Can the Ravens cover Gronk?

Will the Patriots new look defense stop Flacco and the Ravens Offense?

Will the Ravens find a way to choke this game away?

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Official Avicii Thread Cornellian loading! on Sunday (09/23) at 12:54pm No. 32467

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POST-AVICII CONCERT PICS, THOUGHTS, COMMENTS, VIDEOS ETC.

BEST CONCERT CORNELL HAS HAD IN BARTON BY FAR

YEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

>2+ hour set, nonstop
>massive crowd people going nuts

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Cornellian loading! on Sunday (09/23) at 6:27pm No. 32483

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>tfw CCNet is DOWN AND THERE ARE JOB APPLICATIONS DUE TONIGHT

POPPYCOCKING SHITTY POPPYCOCKS!

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DMCA Cornellian loading! on Friday (09/21) at 6:22pm No. 32413

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Got this in the mail today…. YOU HAVE GOT TO ME SHITTING ME

Fffffffpoppycock Comcast.

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Our 2012 Starting Offensive Team Yalie loading! on Thursday (09/20) at 4:24pm No. 32346

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WE WILL BREAK YOU BIG RED

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Who woulda guessed? Luke loading! on Saturday (09/22) at 3:28pm No. 32433

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YYEEEE-AAAHHHH WE BEAT YALE!!!!!!!!

45-6

BLOWOUT BITCHES!!!!

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Cornellian loading! on Friday (09/21) at 6:32pm No. 32414

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>Incoming Yale Freshman walks for 400 miles on a spiritual journey in order to attend orientation.

http://articles.baltimoresun.com/2012-08-23/news/bs-md-ci-yale-student-hiker-20120823_1_adventure-college-journey-yale-university

You see Cornellians, this is why you didn't get into Yale.

And because you're Asian.

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having sex again after a hu last year Cornellian loading! on Friday (05/11) at 6:51pm No. 21132

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Is a girl more likely to have sex with you if you've had good sex before even though you haven't talked for a while? I just finished all my finals and I'm looking for easy sex.

Thinking about calling this girl and being all like you remmeber that time we poppycocked? Yeah well maybe we should do that again? Does it work like this?

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Cornellian loading! on Friday (09/21) at 12:31pm No. 32382

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This girl wants to poppycock
should I go for it?
only problem is that she is crazy like extreme crazy

rate her and whether you would do it or not

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Autistic Faggot of the Day Cornellian loading! on Friday (09/21) at 4:03pm No. 32404

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http://www.nickwoodhams.com/post/31988005655


AT&T Screwed up the iPhone 5 Launch

I was invited into the AT&T store this morning, after a long wait, to purchase my iPhone 5. I avoided looking at the display model iPhones on the way in, and averted my gaze from everyone elses iPhones. I wanted to enrich the experience of opening my own iPhone 5, and make it more special than it already would be. The sales rep retrieved the iPhone I requested…

Then he then proceeded to open the iPhone himself, with his back to me.

My stomach sank. Opening an Apple product is a religious experience. It’s one of the best things about the first day with your shiny new device. He took that from me. I felt like this sales rep had stolen from me. They were stealing from everyone. No one was opening their new iPhone. Is it not supposed to be special anymore? Then why does Apple continue to spend 3, 5, or 10 times as much on packaging and presentation as other companies?

I took a deep breath, and swallowed the lump in my throat. The sales rep then reFull post not shown.

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Feeling Left Out Due to Money at Cornell Cornellian loading! on Friday (09/21) at 12:26pm No. 32381

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>that feel when all the rich bitches here are talking about their new iphone 5 or whatever and they have these ipads and nice cars the the money to go out to bars all the time and you still have a flip phone and have to work at appel for a job

Does anyone else feel really socially disadvantaged here because they're poor? I know it's about the person not how much money you have but I feel significantly out of place due to socioeconomic differences a lot of the time.

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Cornellian loading! on Thursday (09/20) at 8:15pm No. 32362

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>be in seminar
>hot girl in front of me
>she drops her mechanical pencil
>she bends down to pick it up
>she's not wearing panties
>she turns around to look at me
>"you like what you see?"
>whole class goes "oooooohhhh"
>palms are sweaty
>knees weak, arms are heavy
>it's falling out of my pockets already
>mom's spaghetti

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IT'S OVER, APPLE IS FINISHED Cornellian loading! on Thursday (09/20) at 5:56pm No. 32352

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IT'S OVER, APPLE IS FINISHED!

http://www.bgr.com/2012/09/20/apples-ios-6-maps-criticism/

>Apple maps blows dick and has landmarks wrong and other crazy shit
>Longphone 6 lelellelelelelelele
>I gave those bitches very slight upgrades, bitches love very slight upgrades
>Playing catch up to Android or WAY behind
>no NFC capability
>Paint scratches off making it look cheap
>even hand picked reviewers from Apple who are paid to write good reviews don't have that much to say

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Cornellian loading! on Wednesday (09/19) at 7:34pm No. 32321

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Does anyone else feel like the homecoming champion thing is a contest between a bunch of fratstars that nobody knows? Besides that Peter Jacobs kid who is infamous for being the fratstar editor of ivygate they all probably just nominated themselves from their no-life resume padding positions so they could win an iPad and $500.

Gayest competition ever, it does nothing at all to promote school spirit and just makes us look lame. Come on, Cornell.

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Cornellian loading! on Tuesday (09/18) at 11:50pm No. 32262

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why do women stand like this?
why can't they just stand up straight?

more importantly. where can i find some female friends that aren't like this?

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iOS 6 Cornellian loading! on Wednesday (09/19) at 7:43pm No. 32322

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Ha ha! Time for iOS 6.

Anyone else installed it yet?

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Cornellian loading! on Wednesday (09/19) at 12:18pm No. 32291

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i hate the asshole teachers' union, but i still lol'd.

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