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Cornellian loading! No. 33705
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What are the best sites to download videos and music? Recommendations?

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Who got one?

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First all-nighter of the season SolidLikeIronMan!WCt/tgm/mk loading! No. 32911
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Welp, just finished an eight-page paper on slavery.

>dat feel when you see the sunrise
>dat feel when you finish your paper
>dat feel when you light a celebratory j

Comrades, what does your prelim/paper schedule look like for the next week?

Also: who's staying here for fall break?

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fall break Cornellian loading! No. 33254
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whos staying here? what else is everyoone doing for fall break?

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Cornell's Servers hacked by Anonymous Cornellian loading! No. 33654
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Cornell's servers are hacked by Anonymous and some of our personal information is being leaked. Awwww sweet! Great job CIT, you fell for the oldest poppycocking trick in the book. SQL injection.

http://bits.blogs.nytimes.com/2012/10/03/hackers-breach-53-universities-dump-thousands-of-personal-records-online/
http://pastebin.com/AQWhu8Ek

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wut Cornellian loading! No. 33479
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You're at home watching a dvd you found of the 1996 NBA finals. Suddenly one of your female friends who you've never thought about sexually before walks in completely naked. She presses the button on the dvd player to eject the disc. She picks the disc up using her vagina suctioning it in like a vacuum cleaner until it is firmly inside. She flexes her legs and makes a noise and breaks the disc in half inside her vagina, spits it back out on the floor and then exits the room without saying anything.

How does this make you feel? If this were a dream I had, what do you think it symbolizes?

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Statics kids. I've missed the past few classes and was wondering if they'd already succeeded in grading in the prelims or if they'll return them as slowly as they do everything else.
Thanks.

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Well, well, well Cornellian loading! No. 33239
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You know what you're looking at?

Yeah, that's right. A gnostic atheist with an IQ of 162 on the WAIS-4 scale. I've received numerous invitations to Mensa, all of which I have declined. I was doing calculus when I was 12, and reading at a collegiate level when I was eight. I have a voluminous intellect and a flawless thought-process normally associated with the great thinkers of the past. They're already calling me the next Nikola Tesla. I'm working on a theory right now which is basically Einstein's Theory of Relativity, except expanded — which would put me in line for a Nobel Prize. You've all allowed your minds to slip into idiocy by spending time on this message board, and I can see it every time I read a post here; the mark of a mind wasted. You were probably all gifted at one point, but you spend your entire days looking at dumb pictures of Japanese cartoons. You don't even have the spine to embrace your own culture.

What's worse is how all of you so confidently hide behind your veil of anonymity. It's because when you are inevitably met with crushing failure or embarrassment in one form or another, you can simply keep on posting and no one will be any Full post not shown.

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Hydroponics job lel Cornellian loading! No. 33211
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Found a job for you Ezra Hub stoners!

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CUPD... are you even trying? Cornellian loading! No. 32868
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The CUPD is the biggest bunch of hacks ever to grace a campus and Kathy Zoner the fat lesbian poppycock who runs them should be fired. They spend all day enforcing jaywalking while real crimes are going on like sexual assaults, rapes in the middle of central campus and even right near the engineering quad bridge. WHAT THE POPPYCOCK.

Why do we have crime like this at Cornell? CUPD… are you even trying to make this campus safe? Ivy league college campuses are supposed to be low-crime areas. Get it together.

>pic related, all they do is drive around in their dumb poppycock SUV and hand out parking and jaywalking tickets as if their lives depended on it

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>At Mann
>Laptop breaks
>have to go to computer lab to browse Reddit/r/gonewild
>Seat open next to me
>8/10 sits next to me
>can easily see my screen
>my face

Anyone else embarrassed with the sites they browse?

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goodbye lost love bob jones loading! No. 33542
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you my lady were the one who got away
left and the door didnt close fully behind you
your steps down the stairs echo in my mind
where or where or when will i find
another dame with your brain
never ever stray

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Why so VAIN? Cornellian loading! No. 33191
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>walk into Goldie's
>girl is taking selfies in the middle of the line on her iphone front-facing camera while waiting to order
>she posts it on Facebook
>asks her friend how many likes she thinks she's gonna get

Bitch please, is this even real?

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Well, here we go Cornellian ## Admin loading! No. 33267
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There are almost 1,000 people browsing this website simultaneously right now, more than I've ever seen. We are on IvyGate, BarstoolSports, Gawker AND BroBible right now for that porn video in Carpenter that one of you found yesterday.

I just woke up to about 60 text messages from my friends about this. Holy poppycock.

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Collegiate Sun! Cornellian loading! No. 33427
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My name is Anthony Scandariato and I would like to invite you to work part-time as an agent on behalf of Collegiate Sun, a company that sells university themed wayfarer-style sunglasses.

Collegiate Sun is start-up Company whose proprietors are Cornell students. We have surveyed the students on campus and collected positive feedback concerning the potential market for our product. We will be selling our product in the Cornell bookstore soon. Our product will also be sold in all three College Town Bagel locations this October and are rapidly expanding to 25 other universities as well. We understand the importance of brand recognition in a unique way for students to pride themselves through identification with brands that ultimately define individual college campus experiences.

We are seeking individuals who have a passion for making a difference in their college community and possess superior communication, negotiation, and interpersonal skills. Collegiate Sun offers a significant learning opportunity in a fast paced, entrepreneurial college setting.

If you are interested, please submit a copy of your resume by November 1st to collegiatesunsales@gmail.coFull post not shown.

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Sex deprivation lol loading! No. 32577
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How do you guys handle extreme sex deprivation? It's killing me. And it's not like I can go sleep with random guys, that would be slutty.

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GREEK LIFE IS DEAD Cornellian loading! No. 32928
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IT'S OVER, THE GREEK SYSTEM IS FINISHED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://cornellsun.com/section/news/content/2012/09/28/all-cornell-frats-may-be-required-house-live-advisors
http://cornellsun.com/section/news/content/2012/09/28/all-cornell-frats-may-be-required-house-live-advisors
http://cornellsun.com/section/news/content/2012/09/28/all-cornell-frats-may-be-required-house-live-advisors

FRATS REQUIRED TO HAVE LIVE IN ADVISERS LIKE RA'S!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOLY POPPYCOCK THEY'RE NO BETTER THAN GEEDS NOW!

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do you liek futbal


i liek futbal

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Mitt Romney > Jets? WTF Cornellian loading! No. 33241
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http://sports.yahoo.com/news/jets-owner-says-romney-victory-005008836—nfl.html

Johnson is the New York chairman for the Romney campaign, and he said in an interview with Bloomberg Television that if he were forced to pick between a winning season for the Jets and a winning campaign for Romney, he's take Romney.
"Well, I think you always have to put country first," Johnson said. "So I think it's very, very important, not only for us but in particular for our kids and grandkids that this election come off with Mitt Romney and [Paul] Ryan as president and vice president."

Please kill me now. Just poppycocking end me. WHY THE POPPYCOCK AM I A JETS FAN?!?!?!

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Sluts at Cornell Cornellian loading! No. 33223
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>take a girl home, start taking clothes off
>get all the way to her underwear
>s-s-so you want to poppycock me hard anon?
>yes i was about to get to that actually
>c-c-can you take me out on a couple dates first? I want to be respected in my r-r-relationship
>No, I don't think I can do that
>o-o-o-okay fine I just want to have s-s-sex okay a-a-anon
We poppycock that night, she leaves, then I check my phone next morning
>c-c-can you please take m-m-me out on a date before we f-f-poppycock again anon?
>I don't think I can do that

My face when. Sluts these days….

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To my Hubizens out there who may have heard of an online website geared towards matchmaking Cornell students, can anyone confirm that there is such a site? And if there is one, what are the chances of finding a girl who isn't crazy and obsessed with herself? Contrary to belief, poppycocking sorotitutes who have been chewed up and spat out by fratstars doesn't seem all that great to me.

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Cornell Is Draining Me hsk52 loading! No. 33124
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Frosh here and I just gotta say Cornell has gotten pretty depressing real fast. Theres just something about this place…I dont know if its the rain, the long walks to and from class, the workload or all of those things combined but its a real bummer here…and the worst thing is when you have those quite moments throughout the day it all hits me like a load of shit…this place is getting more and more awful by the day…

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AND JULIO JONES DOES FUARKING NOTHING FOR THE SECOND WEEK IN A ROW!

REMIND ME WHY THIS GUY WAS THE #3 PICK AGAIN???

FFFFFFFFFFPOPPYCOCK

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What the POPPYCOCK is my tongue doing up my asshole?

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why Cornellian loading! No. 33180
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>that feel when your fantasy team is a bunch of under-performing, useless poppycocks

Well poppycock this gay earth. I'm out. Pic related.

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That feel when you go to stir your dinner and you realize how shitty people are to one another. When you realize how meaningless life is. When you realize that humanity is just an evolutionary mistake, that we're a deadly mixture of intelligence and selfishness; we'll continue treating earth as an infinite resource and inevitably kill ourselves in the flash of nuclear war or through the slow destruction of our habitat.

That no matter how hard some people try, others refuse to open their eyes. That those with their eyes opened will live with hypocrisy. They'll decry war, preach against fossil fuels, hail enlightenment. Then in a wisp of both outward hatred and inward love waste the earth's resources, and secretly hate those whom they profess to love.

War is eternal, and ignorance cannot be relieved. People only care about themselves. That certain elites create walls of solitude to perpetuate our misery and make us separate.

That when one realizes this, he is most apt to combat it. Yet the paradox: he cannot, for so it is, and so it must remain.

Anyone else know this feel?

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Let's do another poll... Leetch2 loading! No. 33081
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I think it's safe to say that ever since the gorge jumps of spring 2010, the administration has set out on a greater effort to "protect" its students. Whether or not it has truly succeeded in this is yet to be seen, but the school has certainly seen the Greek system as something it needs to put a closer grip on. Are recent regulation policies of the school/Greek councils (mainly IFC) efforts by the administration to control Greek life? Yes or no? No explanations needed.

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>buffalol

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Seriously wtf loading! No. 33120
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What is with these threads ?

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Selling lecture notes Augustus loading! No. 33085
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Seriously, how much of a douchebag do you have to be?

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