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Alright… It's time to talk one-on-one with everyone here. Listen carefully brothers, this is the revolution. Everyone asks me, what the poppycock is this about, what the poppycock is with these videos? You're poppycocking yourself up. Well it's a poppycocking act, there is no Ezra Hub. You 'mirin brah? Well I'll give you more reason to mire now brah. It's poppycocking Ezra Hub brah.

Everyone has a little bit of Ezra Hub in them. Every poppycocking guy out there. You can be an alpha if you wanna be brah. Stop being a poppycocking beta engineer. Go out, get bitches, you can be an alpha like me Ezra Hub, stop being a poppycocking beta engineer. That's what we poppycocking do, that's what we do in this shit brah. You wanna be alone and pimply for the rest of your life brah? Nobody wants to be that.

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Ideal Body Cornellian loading! No. 33952Locked Thread Locked

Okay fratstars what do you prefer on a woman? Boobs? Ass? Do you like them big? Small? What matters, shape? Size? Describe the perfect female form.

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>tfw you purposely ignore her and then she texts you first

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Chestbrahh Cornellian loading! No. 33979
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What are your favorite inspirational quotes, Ezra Hub? Here's one of mine:

>Don't ever pay people out or put people down. Instead, just put yourself up and let the haters do their thing. I’d rather be a person that’s hated on, than a person that does the hating. -Aziz Shaversian

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Seal and Serpent CuriousFreshman loading! No. 33924
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What's their deal? I met a couple of brothers and was impressed. I heard they're on the rise?

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creeping on Sig Pi Cornellian loading! No. 33949
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Alriiiiiiiiiight, which one of you did this haha

http://ithaca.craigslist.org/mis/3308041052.html

>Sig Pi boy - m4m - 21 (CU)
>Not really a missed connection, per se…but I did happen to espy you jerking off in silhouette, you had your lights on and your window wide open. It seems that you may be lonely…let me know if you want to change that. Send a few pics if you're interested!

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joe flacco != elite Cornellian loading! No. 33933
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>9 points
>all field goals
>people still saying flaccid is elite
>not 5-0

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Where do you get a decent haircut? Cornellian loading! No. 33926
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I don't want a buzz, I need scissor work; anyone know a good place?

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Cornell Student Arrested After Allegedly Breaking Into 312 College Ave. Apartments Cornellian loading! No. 33467
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>Jinsoo Kim ’14 was arrested by the Ithaca Police Department Monday in connection with the alleged incidents, which reportedly date back as far as April.

WE FOUND THE COLLEGETOWN BURGLAR!

WE GOT THAT POPPYCOCKER

>One such incident occurred at 2:45 a.m. on May 4, when an Asian male entered the unlocked apartment of two female students. Once inside, he confronted one resident, who was awake in her room and ordered the male to leave the apartment, according to IPD.

AND POSSIBLY THE RAPIST TOO

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holy SHIT. Video games will never be the same.

Any other vidya players on the hub excited about this?

>Using 17 YEI 3-Space Wireless Sensors and 3 3-Space Wireless Dongles motions from an actor can be applied to a mesh in real-time and can be used to interact with a virtual scene.
>Adding a HMD to the suit allows for an immersive first-person experience with head and body tracking.

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OFFICIAL 18-1s VS DENVER BRONCOS GAME THREAD Cornellian loading! No. 33929
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Manning vs. Brady a battle of living legends.

Will the Broncos avenge getting their shit pushed in last year in the playoffs?

Cheatriots are 2-2 and need a win badly.

Who will win the Gronkb Owl?

http://www.thefirstrow.eu/watch/145574/1/watch-denver-broncos-vs-new-england-patriots.html

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Urbandictionary Cornellian loading! No. 33885
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Well I wonder where this person's view of the Ivy League came from…. haha

ivy league 153 up, 357 down
A place where all the little spoiled kids on long island go. Your dads a dentist, lawyer, in the mafia, works there, or is best friends with Noah. People who go there are obsessed with it and you probably hate them for it. They travel the world with cracked out coach bus drivers who consistently get into car accidents. The campers hate all of the counselors who work there. Ivy Leaguer's or .. IVYS .. is filled with alot of cliques and theres always drama. (sexy seven, nine noodleling night mares) are the main clique.
ivy league girl one - omg i got the cutest coach bus outfit for montreal
ivy league girl two- wow our counclers are so fattt
ivy league girl three- WOW THEY WONT LET US DO ANYRTHING WE SPEND 8000 DOLLARS FOR THIS FREAKING CAMP WE SHOULD GET WHAT WE WANT
ivy league girl four- "i wonder what the sexy seven is wearing tommorro"
ivy league boy - THIS CAMP SUCKS

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In praise of townie women Cornellian loading! No. 33838
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Oh, townie woman, how I long to comb my fingers through your flowing locks of gray hair, and caress your sallow skin!

Oh, townie women, which of the Seven Sisters calls you her own?

Oh, townie woman, will you admit that, although meat may be murder, it's certainly delicious.

Oh, townie woman, your Outback wagon tells the world how you feel about hydrofracking, How about drillng of a different kind?

Townie woman, townie woman, townie woman.

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420 thread

we haven't had one of these in a while. anyone around on fall break wanna blaze?

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Hjikijbvff Cornellian loading! No. 33899
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>friends set me up with a chick for one night stand on sort of a blind date thing
>she comes to my house
>I recognize her, seen her in some of my classes but never really talked to her
>we hit it off
>we're both sitting on my couch, laughing and having a good time
>we start inching closer and getting a little physical
>I'm eating cheetos with one hand and have my arm around her with the other
>out of nowhere, she grabs my cheeto hand and shoves it down the front of her pants
>I still have a cheeto clenched in my hand, but she doesn't notice because she has her eyes closed and she's looking in the air
>"just work your magic anon, I've never been with a guy before"
>I've never even touched a woman before this point but I don't say anything
>I start rubbing her clit with my finger like Ezra Hub Full post not shown.

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'mirin stories Cornellian loading! No. 33889
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>be at pool party last night first day i'm back on break (i live in arizona)
>girl i havent seen in a year walks up to me while my gf is swimming or whatever
>"damn when'd you get all buff, your boobs are bigger then mine!", small talk
>goes back to her friends they're checking me out
>gf comes out of the pool so jealous, holds onto me really tight and takes me inside to poppycock, does everything i wanted and asks me if she pleased me
>i said yes
t-t-t-th-th-thanks

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off the road to the friend zone Cornellian loading! No. 33113
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I was texting this girl I've been hanging out with a bunch this morning and I took a pic of this part because it really makes me wonder if she's just trying to take advantage of me. I'm trying to get off the road to the friendzone, so I'm not quite there yet I guess. Any tips or tricks? Ideally I want to destroy this girl's ass a couple times a week in the future. Analyze this conversation?

pic related: my most recent babystep

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http://cornellsun.com/section/news/content/2012/10/05/after-wild-chase-through-collegetown-teenager-accused-crack-cocaine-

What the poppycock? Townies these days. GET THE POPPYCOCK OUT OF COLLEGETOWN YOU CRACKHEADS

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Thoughts on fat-shaming? Fat people in general?

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how do i get a hookup/fb/etc... Cornellian loading! No. 33850
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tired of jacking off. want to strt poppycockin random chicks, so i don't blow my brains out. fairly open to looks, as long as it isn't a train wreck.

see a lot of threads with hookup options so i figure someone here may be kind enough 2 give me sum advice/useful tips

how do i get a hook up, fck buddy, etc…

wht shuld i say, text, do, etc… 2 get random girls 2 come over?

not only at parties, but like a wed. afternoon or something like that where i wnt 2 fck but have 2 wait till fri/sat. for a party

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When do frat parties get old? Cornellian loading! No. 27800
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What do you all think about Frat parties? How old (by school year) is too old to be going to a frat party? I honestly, was tired of them after my sophomore year, and just went to house parties in collegetown. The reason why I say this is because once I met this guy a frat party who said he was a Junior at Cornell. He was telling the truth except he left out the fact that he was 25. Why would someone that old be at a frat?

Discuss!

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Sup guys, i'm in the market for a tenga egg, any recommendations?

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I'm a girl and I'm only attracted to underweight bodies - I love it on other girls, and I want it for myself badly. I'm not really talking slightly underweight, I mean skinny - see picture. I'm sure she doesn't look underweight to the majority of people but going off of her weight she most definitely is. I don't like the look of ribs or bones poking at all, but a small weight on a small frame just looks really good to me.

Is there anyway to healthily obtain this?

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So what happens when a fake id is taken away, let's say at CTB?

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Pretty funny…

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Can we ban townies from campus? Cornellian loading! No. 32872
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So can we literally just ban townies from campus? They literally contribute nothing and just come to rape female students at night, steal things from libraries, creep in collegetown eateries and commit crimes such as burglary of apartments.

We have no need for this scum and I really don't understand why they would walk up the hill except if they were up to no good. We need to quarantine them down the hill in the slums or somewhere where they can't cause problems. I can't believe this hasn't been brought up before.

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OFFICIAL FIRST PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE THREAD Cornellian loading! No. 33330
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Who are you rooting for, Obama or Romney?

Who will be more well spoken?

Who will have the lasting sound bites?

Will it even matter? Who will come on top?

Can Romney have a coming out and dig out of his low poll numbers?

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that feel when you get your ass kicked...by mitt romney lolingatbgfe loading! No. 33684
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rewatching some of the debate highlights from last night…. obama got totally buttannihalated, probably why he kept his head down all night. how's it feel dems?

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Let Me Be Clear Cornellian loading! No. 33701
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I am Barack Obama, former Constitutional law professor, supporter of the NDAA indefinite detention provisions (suspension of habeas corpus), supporter of the PATRIOT ACT (repeal of the 4th Amendment), and your President. Ask me anything.

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