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OFFICIAL WOMENS XC HOTNESS POWER RANKINGS Cornellian loading! on Friday (10/12) at 4:15pm No. 34350

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#1 Emmy Shearer

(we're only doing the ones that actually matter on the team)

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*Yawn* Kathy Zoner says to use blue light again doesnt' do shit Cornellian loading! on Friday (10/12) at 4:24pm No. 34360

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ENOUGH WITH YOUR BLUE LIGHT SHIT KATHY ZONER, IT DOESN'T WORK YOU FAT LESBIAN POPPYCOCK

Her copypasta:
>We appreciate all the efforts of Cornellians across our community to take care of each other in response to the recent incidents of assault. Cornell Police continue to increase patrols and provide walking escorts on campus to serve as an extra layer of protection for our community.
As you return from Fall Break and look forward to the weekend, we remind everyone of our ongoing safety resources:

>7 Blue Light Phones: Pick up any Blue Light phone, or one of the 275 indoor emergency phones located on campus, for a direct connection to the Cornell Police.
>7 Blue Light Bus Routes: TCAT s Blue Light Bus Routes, #92 and #93 serve the campus and Collegetown seven nights a week, 6:30 p.m. 2:30 a.m., on an hourly basis during the academic year. Use your CU ID when boarding and pay no fare. Students may also ride TCAT buses all day Saturday and Sunday with no fee. Visit www.tcatbus.com.
>7 Blue Light Escorts (Dial 255-7373) or call from any BFull post not shown.

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Ratstarf loading! on Thursday (08/30) at 6:22pm No. 31196

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OFFICIAL FALL 2012 PARTY THREAD

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OFFICIAL cornell fitness centers POWER RANKINGS Cornellian loading! on Friday (10/12) at 1:20pm No. 34331

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1. Teagle
2. Noyes
3. Helen Newman
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9001. Appel

Also since when did Ezra Hub change from sweaty neckbeards to sports fans, politicos and gymbros? I like this…

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Cornellian loading! on Friday (10/12) at 3:58pm No. 34347

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Hooooo shit ezra hub

>afternoon lecture cancelled today prof was sick
>be at starbucks
>girl behind counter has DAT ASS and dat face
>get talking
>"yeah I got my MA in archaeology"
>don't even have a chance to say it before she says:
>"yeah, my specialty is bones"
>spaghetti tries to climb out of my pocket
>can't respond
>setup too perfect
>take a sip of my tea to keep jaw from dropping at the opportunity of a lifetime
>spaghetti going all over starbucks
>mfw

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Cornellian loading! on Friday (10/12) at 12:18pm No. 34315

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Hey Ezra Hub gymbros, How has lifting made your life worse?

1. Picture related
2. Hard to find fitting pants
3. I miss out on certain social aspects - e.g. won't go out to eat as much or go away for a trip because I couldn't eat properly
4. No heavy drinking (both good and bad)

Autism general. Also anyone looking for another gymbro? Most of my friends are dyel-mode never lifted in their life

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IT'S OVER, BARACK OBAMA IS FINISHED Cornellian loading! on Tuesday (10/09) at 9:09pm No. 34100

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Can Obama stop his free-fall in the polls?
Was he high on pot during the debate or what?
Are the American people really buying that Romney is genuine now?
Who is the champion of the middle class?
Why isn't Obama talking about his successes?
What isn't he hammering Romney for his hypocrisy?
Does Obama think Affirmative Action is going to get him a second term?

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ATTENTION Cornellian loading! on Wednesday (10/10) at 9:48pm No. 34226

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To all you guys saying tfw no gf and making beta threads about being friend-zoned, and wondering why they aren't getting anyone and no girls talk to them, talking about awkward moments they've had etc….

WHY AREN'T YOU OUT THERE IMPROVING YOURSELF?

Are you just resigning yourself to a life of biological failure? Are you comfortable with being wiped away from history with no genetic record? Are you happy being rejected and laughed at by girls all over the planet and being a FAILURE? It's time to step up to the plate and end that. Make yourself a man, grow some balls, get shredded, be in charge of your destiny, stop being an awkward pathetic sweaty doormat.

When are you going to start living? ARE YOU NOT RUSTLED? Are you not angry that you could never get within a mile of a chick like the one in this pic without being laughed at? When are you going to step up?

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The Chronicles of the Neckbeard Hunter: Part I - The Upson Computer Lab (True story!) The Neckbeard Hunter !rWiTmHoVZc loading! on Tuesday (07/24) at 7:32pm No. 27544

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It was about 3:30pm as I strolled into the Upson Hall computer lab to print out a paper I had been working on earlier the night before I saw him in the back corner of the lab, slouched over in his seat and with some kind of nerdy video game on the screen. He had unkempt, messy brown hair, wore a Dropbox t-shirt and was slightly overweight. His skin was pale and from a glance even tinged a slight hue of green. I casually walked to the computer behind him to get a sense of what my target would be that day.

The lab was silent with just the sound of furious clicking and the variable grumble of the air-conditioning unit in the window as I sat down in the row behind him, staggered one computer over to get a better view of his activity. The stench from his row was immediately appalling and reminiscent of hot pockets and Monster energy drink. His ears were encrusted with earwax. He wore white New Balance walking shoes with velcro fasters instead of laces. When he turned to notice who was behind him I caught a glimpse of a thin trash-stache growing below his pimply nose.

I opened up Microsoft Word and instead of loading my paper an idea popped into my head. I saw the compFull post not shown.

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psychology help plz Cornellian loading! on Wednesday (10/10) at 11:54am No. 34154

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How do I know if this chick at work likes me other than me asking her out despite the fact that she might not like me, making it awkward working with her? Here's the details: So far, I have caught her sneaking peeks at me within the five days I have worked with her, She talks to me and starts conversations such as asking what I go to school for, how old I am, and What am I listening to etc. She has good eye contact. We already have found out that we have a lot in common, especially music taste and the fact that we are studying psychology. She seems happy when we find commonality as do I, but just going off of this, could she be interested in me, or just super friendly?? She hasnt really flirted with me yet, but then again, she doesnt seem like the flirty type.

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Let's talk about rape supdog!261NnE56ds loading! on Thursday (10/04) at 9:18pm No. 33792

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I have some questions for ScorpionX and all the rabid women/effeminate men at Cornell: how exactly do you plan to stop "rape culture"? Do you really think forcing students to take a class will stop the mentally twisted from forcible touchings? Honestly, look into your hearts and ask yourselves, isn't it better to combat the problem on both sides, ie asking women not to stumble home drunk by themselves? Because this angry idea of "stopping rape culture" is really just awful. There is no rape culture, there are unfortunate coincidences.

According to UN statistics on rape, there were approximately 28 rapes per 100,000 residents in the United States reported in 2010. With simple math, (with Cornell having about 25,000 students especially if you consider roaming townies and workers) it wouldn't be POPPYCOCKING IMPOSSIBLE if 1 person got raped. I'm not a statistics professor or anything (maybe I am, you don't poppycocking know) but what's happened is all unfortunate, but there isn't much anyone can do besides stay safe. I think that deep down, Scorpion X knows that. They know they can't change the infrastructure of Cornell to have a police officer on every corner and an "anti-rFull post not shown.

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pec imbalance Cornellian loading! on Tuesday (10/09) at 11:00pm No. 34126

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As you can see in the pic, one side if my chest doesn't have a developed pectoral muscle. I think this is due to genetics or something. I'm 20, so i feel like the other one would've developed by now if there was actual muscle to gain..But anyways, honestly, is this ugly or a turnoff to girls? I am just curious, not necessarily self-conscious.

Any bio majors on here also that could explain? Or people that are familiar with this?

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Cornellian loading! on Wednesday (10/10) at 8:03pm No. 34191

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Is anyone actually getting their senior portrait taken?

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OFFICIAL REALISTIC PLAYOFF TEAMS THREAD Cornellian loading! on Tuesday (10/09) at 12:49am No. 34050

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AFC EAST: Patriots, Jets
AFC NORTH: Ravens, Bengals, Steelers
AFC SOUTH: Texans
AFC WEST: Chargers, Broncos
AFC: Jets, Bengals,Steelers or Broncos for two wildcard spots

NFC EAST: Eagles, Giants, Cowboys
NFC NORTH: Bears
NFC SOUTH: Falcons
NFC WEST: Cardinals, 49ers, Seahawks
NFC: Giants,Cowboys,39ers or Seahawks for two wildcard spots

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Official GOAT physical features on a woman POWER RANKINGS Cornellian loading! on Sunday (10/07) at 5:50pm No. 33941

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1. High Cheekbones
2. Dimples
3. Good body (between fit and slightly chubby)
4. Beautiful eyes
5. Dat ass
6. Cute smile
7. Well-shaped legs with gr8 feets
8. Accent
9. Boobs
10. DSL
11. Intact hymen

9001. Stretchmarks
90001. Beef curtains
90002. Tattoos

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guys vs. ladies at the gym Cornellian loading! on Tuesday (10/09) at 12:59am No. 34054

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>be sexy college-age woman
>no need to work on muscles and body, just stay thin
>mainly do easy cardio like elliptical
>look at all the ugly men wanting to poppycock me while carrying big heavy painful weights trying make their bodies look good enough for me to give them the time of day
> feel superior in every way

Are you event trying guys? Not even a troll just pointing it out to you how easy we have it.

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Cornellian loading! on Friday (10/05) at 8:32am No. 33818

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Guys, just got a blowjob after class today in one of our public toilets.
You jelly?
Damn, girls at Cornell sure are slutty, glad I didnt choose Harvard, hah!

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Alpha Cornellian loading! on Tuesday (10/02) at 4:31pm No. 33321

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ITT We post Alpha personalities

/motivation

http://youtu.be/LuJ4hbkLiY0

Pics of babes welcome

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