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Gymbros Cornellian loading! No. 34600
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Anyone on here doing near my workout and want to be gymbros? Go 3-4 days a week and usually do:

Squat: 3x5 225
Or Power Cleans: 3x5 150
DL: 1x5 225 or until grip tired
OHP: 3x5 65
Curls: 3x10 30
Dips: 3x5 BW or + 15lb if not tired
Incline crunches: 3x20 and 2x10 oblique for each side

I'm 5'9 155 inb4 amazon woman calls me a manlet. Post ITT if you wanna do similar, I usually go to teagle or noyes.


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Dev Rage Cornellian loading! No. 34739
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Reported this issue over two months ago and the autists at webkit STILL WILL NOT FIX THIS SHIT auuuuuuuuughhhhhhhhhh

poppycockers!

http://code.google.com/p/chromium/issues/detail?id=140038

Anyone else have development rage stories?


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library time Cornellian loading! No. 34736
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How many people browse this from the library? report in.

i'm browsing on one of the public olin computers right now, feels good man


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Deadlift soreness (GTFIH, Gym bros only, srs, respect tags) DYEL loading! No. 34688
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DAT DER FEEL AFTER DEADLIFTS

So I did deadlifts yesterday. I think my form was okay, but i'm damned sore as fuuarrkkkk today. Got some real soreness in my hams and my lower back kinda hurts. It feels like muscle soreness, but i never work those muscles there so i might be wrong. Is lower back discomfort normal after deadlifting, esp if you haven't done it in a while?

thanks phaggots


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Cornellian loading! No. 34720
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Want your files to be synced everywhere automagically?

"Earn free Dropbox space for everyone at your school! Sign up to get an extra 3 GB for two years, plus the space your school earns!"

Do it.

https://www.dropbox.com/spacerace


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job search Cornellian loading! No. 34704
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how is job search going for all you seniors?
english major here, already snagged two consulting interviews, whatsup.


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So now you're Jack Kennedy? SolidLikeIronMan!WCt/tgm/mk loading! No. 34293
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Oh that debate was messy. So messy.

Biden literally wiped his ass with Ryan in this one.

How retarded was Ryan to use a car crash anecdote? On top of being a dick move (as he likely was told during debate prep to throw that in to get Joe off his game), he literally just handed Biden a poppycocking Starman. He was temporarily invincible.

And that Jack Kennedy dig? Poppycocking brilliant. Went Lloyd Bentsen on that hoe, poppycocking throwback. Nice.

CBS' snap poll scored it as follows:

Biden 50%
Ryan 31%
Undecided/Not sure 19%

CNN's poll was 48-44 in favor of Ryan - but given that the MoE on that bitch was 5 points AND that their sample included 8% more self-identified Republicans than was consistent with the national average; I think it's safe to say that Biden won this one handily.

Also props to Martha Raddatz for actually pressing Ryan for specifics on his bullshit. Of course he dodged the question - but it sure was nice to see him squirm. Pretty nice having a moderator that actually moderates instead of shitting their diaper for the greater part of the debate.

Karl Rove tweeted "I miss Jim LehrerFull post not shown.


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Cornellian loading! No. 34284Locked Thread Locked

Some turtles, especially those specialized in diving, are highly reliant on cloacal respiration during dives. They accomplish this by having a pair of accessory air bladders connected to the cloaca which can absorb oxygen from the water. Various fish, as well as polychaete worms and even crabs, are specialized to take advantage of the constant flow of water through the cloacal respiratory tree of sea cucumbers while simultaneously gaining the protection of living within the sea cucumber itself. At night many of these species emerge from the anus of the sea cucumber in search of food.


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I AM OP ASK ME ANYTHING OP loading! No. 34649
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I am the infamous internet poster known as OP, ask me anything


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Seattle Shithawks Cornellian loading! No. 34638
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So, we can all agree that this is one of the biggest troll teams in the history of the NFL, right?

I had my doubts going into today, but
>1 point win over Patriots
>multiple Wilson dragons
>Pete Carroll Biden grin

Plus, all the MNF shit, BEASTMODE, an unfairly loud stadium, etc.

What the hell Seattle…


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49ers Cornellian loading! No. 34569
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>actually thinking the 49ers won't win the superb owl
>2012

lel


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Reddit/Youtube style voting on Ezra Hub Mod loading! No. 34594
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Are you a Redditor? Do you want to see Reddit-style voting on Ezra Hub?

We're looking for someone who is good with PHP/MySQL to help us graft in thread voting to Ezra Hub's existing code base. Don't have time to do it really and not as experienced as some of you may be. Email us at admin@ezrahub.com, get some real experience working on something that lots of Cornellians will see and use it as a resume item if you want.

The frontend stuff has already been done, you'd just need to fill in the database + backend to handle votes. May need to work with existing code. Voting system will not determine position on the board, just a rating system.


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Is the AEPi splash bash going to be a retarded freshmen fest?

Is it dry?

https://www.facebook.com/events/360395774048602/

Discuss.


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OFFICIAL 18-1S VS. SEATTLE DERPHAWKS GAME THREAD Cornellian loading! No. 34588
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This game is going to be fantastic. ~3 minutes till kickoff.

http://thefirstrow.eu/watch/146696/1/watch-new-england-patriots-vs-seattle-seahawks.html

groooooooooooooooooonk


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which is the most "cruisey" of Teagle, Noyes and Newman?


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https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=MrIxH6DToXQ

JUMP MOTHERPOPPYCOCKER JUMP

HE'S GOING SOON, CHECK IT


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Goodnight Sweet Prince, 1930 - 2012 Arlen Specter loading! No. 34532
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http://www.nytimes.com/2012/10/15/us/politics/arlen-specter-senator-dies-at-82.html?pagewanted=all
http://abcnews.go.com/m/story?id=17475869


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hookup thread! =3 Cornellian loading! No. 21957Locked Thread Locked

Hookup thread. Post your info and what your looking for.

If you match on something, you must hook up!

21/f/an open minded woman


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The real truth of alpha and beta Cornellian loading! No. 34566
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alpha/sin(A)=beta/sin(B)

It's the Law of Sines stupid.


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Cornellian loading! No. 34523
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>Reddit recommends joining seal and serpent

http://www.reddit.com/r/Cornell/comments/11fawh/there_are_some_prerush_smokers_going_on_tonight/

haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha


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Tour of AZD house Cornellian loading! No. 34522
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Tour of the AZD house by Slope Media on "CU Cribs" http://www.slopemedia.org/television/cu-cribs/cu-cribs-alpha-xi-delta/ lol, these fatties have a pretty decent house actually!

Also worth discussing: would you bang the tour guide?

Pros: not too overweight, wearing pearls, decent ass
Cons: Ginger, annoying voice, in AZD, small tits


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sad Cornellian loading! No. 34388
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>*sigh* looks like another Friday night on Ezra Hub, DC++ and Reddit

So what are your plans for tonight, hubizen?


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THERE'S NO ANTIDOTE Cornellian loading! No. 34479
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TIME TO GET FUARKED UP TONIGHT EZRA HUBIZENS

BYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!


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Fight Vandalism Cornellian loading! No. 34371
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So I'm sure many Westbros have seen the "Romny 2012" [sic] graffiti spray painted in black by the flagpole, which was a bad enough blemish on the aesthetic of our campus.

Now the hooligan has spray painted the same misspelled "Romny 2012" message in front of Rockefeller, and I'm sure he's out to strike again.

Whatever this loser's message might be, vandalism like this on such a beautiful campus enrages me. What if tomorrow we find his shit painted all over Goldwin Smith or McGraw Tower? We can't tolerate this crap.

If anyone knows anything about whoever's doing this, please turn him in or at least beat some sense into him. And if anyone catches him in the act, do the same.

Be on the lookout.


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reddit Cornellian loading! No. 34459
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WHOAAAA SHIT

WHAT HAS ADMIN DONE

poppycock is this place turning into reddit or what

Discuss.


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OFFICIAL cornell majors POWER RANKINGS Cornellian loading! No. 34397
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GOAT: Applied Economics and Management
1. ILR
2. PAM
3. Hotel Administration
4. Computer Science
5. Sociology/Development Sociology
6. Human Development
7. Psychology

9000. Chemistry
9001. BEE, CivE, decent engineering
9003. MechE
9004. ChemE
9005. AEP


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Creatine General Cornellian loading! No. 34403
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Any bros here on creatine? Does it help very much, or will it just straight up give me diabetes and acne? I'm thinking about cycling it here in a month or two but I've heard mixed reviews.


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Alphas gonna beta Cornellian loading! No. 34410
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I can say for sure that most guys who think they are alphas are actually betas that got lucky once or twice and think they're god now. All those "alphas" giving advice on here? Lucky betas.


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OFFICIAL freshman dorms POWER RANKINGS Cornellian loading! No. 34396
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Alright fellow freshmen, let's do this.

1. Mews
2. Court-Kay-Bauer
3. Donlon
4. Clara Dickson
5. Jameson
6. High Rise 5
7. Townhouses

9001. Low Rise 7
9002. JAM, Eco House, Latina Living whatever
9003. Ujamaa
9004. Balch


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