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Trolling Cornell Dining App Dumb Survey Cornellian loading! on Sunday (10/21) at 7:37pm No. 35789

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Some people are trying to make a Cornell dining app for neckbeards who can't even walk downstairs to Bethe dining to see what's on the menu.

>implying this shit isn't on the website already
>implying the food is really different across locations anyway
>implying it's worth the time to see this shit
>implying anyone gives a poppycock about this app and it isn't a waste of time

They have an online survey with an open response.. I suggest we all post copypasta in it to troll them or whatever.

Survey: https://docs.google.com/a/cornell.edu/spreadsheet/viewform?formkey=dFBlcmRPT2kzMFlJRzFuY0dXUGI1eUE6MQ#gid=0

Suggested copypastas: http://pastebin.com/2FNK4Cjd or http://pastebin.com/b2mB2MTr etc.

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NYC prep schools Cornellian loading! on Sunday (10/21) at 11:13am No. 35715

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Poorfratstar minorities at NYC prep schools whining and complaining when they're given a full ride about how the school doesn't cater enough to them, and then they have to self-segregate to places like Ujamaa.

http://www.nytimes.com/2012/10/21/nyregion/for-minority-students-at-elite-new-york-private-schools-admittance-doesnt-bring-acceptance.html?pagewanted=all&_r=0

Poppycock this shit. Anyone went to a NYC prep school or have thoughts on this?

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practice Cornellian loading! on Saturday (10/20) at 1:33pm No. 35590

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So beta fratstars of ezra hub.. I see a lot of posts about not being able to get girls.

May I suggest a tactic that will help you.

Fat girls. Think of fat girls are training wheels. They're like easy mode, because they are easy as fuark. With fat girls, you will gain experience talking to women, and they're so grateful for the attention that they tend to do all the talking.
When you poppycock, they're grateful and will do most of the work, but you will have the chance to try new things and gain experience. It may be disgusting, but by the time you're ready to try your luck with a hot chick, not only will you have the experience at hand but you will also be so turned on because…well, she's sexy and not a hamplanet, land whale, land sea cow, etc.

Ya dig?

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New meme face plz Cornellian loading! on Monday (10/22) at 2:02am No. 35834

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Can we make bertstare.jpg a meme face that you can add to posts?

Please respond.

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Opinions on lat pull downs and butterfly machine Natty Gainz loading! on Saturday (10/20) at 11:38pm No. 35670

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Yo lifters,

Saw some hate on dat dere butterfly machine for chest in another thread, but said hate wasn't substantiated. Was wondering what you brahs think about that as another way to work pecs (obvi with other chest lifts like bench). Or if you think its shitty, and why

Also, thoughts on lat pull down machine vs pull ups? I just do pull ups, and can never understand why people do the lat pull downs.

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Essay on Why You're Single (for girls) Cornellian loading! on Sunday (10/21) at 7:12pm No. 35785

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Saw this getting posted around my Facebook a lot, thought I'd share it with the hub. "Why You're Single" etc.

The real reason you're single… is because you're not hot, girls. The reason the article gets to many likes is because busted girls want to feel better about themselves.

http://thoughtcatalog.com/2012/why-youre-single/

What are your thoughts guys/ladies, I shared my perspective. pic sorta related (in my opinion)

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NFL Week 7 Cornellian loading! on Sunday (10/21) at 6:29pm No. 35775

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>New Jersey Jest
>Sanchize gets sacked HARD and coughs up the game ending fumble in overtime, choking on 9 dicks
>tebow praying on the sidelines
>tfw sanchez will STILL start the next game over tebow even though he blew yet ANOTHER game
>Flaccid and the Ravens get stomped by the texans
>Cam Newton STILL has less wins as a starter than Tim Tebow
>giants beat the skins when manning summons a dragon for 77 yards and rides it into the end zone right after the rg3 newfratstars start gloating
>"October 21, 2012—The NOAA has issued a flash flood warning for East Rutherford and the surrounding area, following a Jets loss to New England. NOAA predicts that butthurt tears and saliva from screaming "REFBALL" can cause water levels to rise eight feet in under an hour, and encourage residents to seek higher ground."

Ohhh babyyyy what a week.

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Why are engineers condescending? Cornellian loading! on Sunday (10/21) at 12:28pm No. 35723

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Why are enginerds so condescending and insufferable when they are behind in every single way except difficulty of their major? I don't get it…

Ways engineers are behind in life:
>all embarrassing dyels or fat as poppycock and sweaty
>no social life or status
>get laid far less than normal student, laughed at by girls, slave away in duffield fratstar asylum
>looked down upon by every other major due to perceived nerdiness

Ways engineers are ahead:
>may make more money after graduation than other majors
>arguably smarter in some ways (book smarts)
>work harder than most (is this good or bad?)

Thoughts?

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Romny 2012 + Other Graffiti Guy Cornellian loading! on Saturday (10/20) at 12:11pm No. 35577

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THE GRAFFITI GUY STRIKES AGAIN!

Anyone else know what other places he/she's hit?

This is really offensive.

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mental health thread Cornellian loading! on Sunday (10/21) at 1:51pm No. 35740

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>tfw gf
>tfw you are not able to get any feelings for anyone
>tfw you dont know why
>tfw you sequester your emotions inside
>tfw gf told you she will do anything to make you happy
>tfw you dont know what the poppycock to do

Why am I unable to let the feels roll? Why do I feel alone even when she hugs me? Mental health and feel thread.

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Cornellian loading! on Friday (10/19) at 10:37am No. 35320

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Why are the Cornell Dems so unattractive/weird? There's one hot girl in this entire picture and the guys all look a bit off.

Anyone have a pic of the repubs?

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Paul Ryan loading! on Saturday (08/11) at 1:55am No. 29869

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Sup Ezra Hub,

Just the next Vice President of the United States of America passing though. Nothing to see here.

Sayonara,
Paul Ryan

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Interesting clubs? Cornellian loading! on Sunday (10/21) at 12:29am No. 35681

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What are some cool clubs around campus?

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top gun halloween Cornellian loading! on Saturday (10/20) at 7:26pm No. 35653

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What are you going to be for Halloween ezra hub? Pic related, what I'm gonna be.

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Make a Conscionable Choice Cornellian loading! on Wednesday (08/29) at 1:42am No. 31067

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Look at the two candidates and what they represent:

The Romneys are the good all-American success story and wholesome family (except for being mormon) who represent classic American values and the proud, long tradition of American life. For the most part, they are the glory days and everything that is good about this country.

The Obamas represent the OWS whiners, deadbeats, pot-smokers, welfare-leeches, affirmative action candidates and drains on society who think they're entitled to keep shitting up what so many of us are proud of. Is this how you look at our country and feel proud? Not me. That isn't what America is and that's not the way I want it to be.

I've always been a liberal but after thinking about this, whose vision of America are you for? I don't agree with all of his policies but I'm for the Romney's way of life. Support the real America in 2012, the way you want this country to be.
>pic related, it's the Romney's, a real all-american family

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Dis girlz maad? Cornellian loading! on Friday (10/19) at 1:33pm No. 35400

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Speaks for itself. Who is this bitch.

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WHY Cornellian loading! on Saturday (10/20) at 12:25pm No. 35579

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Why do girls wear dresses so short that their asses are hanging out very obviously? Do they think that will get the attention of the guy they like in a positive way? Is this fashionable or something?

>and then they try to pull them down to cover it up… what the hell is the point?

pic related

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Remember When Men Used to Be Men? Cornellian loading! on Thursday (10/18) at 10:58am No. 35196

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I see so many metrosexual fratstars on this campus it pisses me off

>brb complaining about sensitivities and feelings to females
>brb never do any sports
>brb dress like a woman
>brb talk like a woman
>brb get mad when someone doesn't conform to political correctness
>brb eat like a woman
>brb never do anything physical
>brb is it okay if i stick my penor inside of you?
>brb amiaman.jpg
>brb brbing

pics related, explanation for this phenomenon

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Take your shirt off and come join me in the pool anon Cornellian loading! on Wednesday (10/17) at 5:03pm No. 35091

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>Take your shirt off and come join me in the pool anon! I want to see if you have a good body

How do you weak/dyel or fat engineers answer this question? Does it make you squirm? Do you know that they are going to be laughing at you?

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Becoming a sorority sister... Cornellian loading! on Thursday (10/18) at 2:26am No. 35169

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Why do sorority girls always get so much less attractive and seem way less happy as they go from freshmen to seniors?

I've seen this trend everywhere in PC '10s
>gained a lot of weight, some very dramatically
>loads of fake tanning and makeup to cover up increasingly obvious flaws
>vag is like chucking a hot dog through a hallway, and they've been poppycocked and chucked a billion times already so they're "bored" and suddenly want guys to respect them (lolno)
>drunk all the time, alcoholics, beer gut
>stressed out and bad grades, no future

Is it just me or is becoming a sorority sister a really bad investment in your future?

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