Bert loading! No. 36021
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My name is Bert, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are ripped, intelligent, partyers who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures on an internet forum. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever not gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm not even close to perfect. What sports do you play, other than football, lacrosse, or basketball? I also get straight C's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all fratstars. Thanks for listening.