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Does libe cafe give away free food at closing? Cornellian loading! No. 36238
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I'm really craving the muffins they sell at libe cafe - they're poppycocking delicious.

I heard libe give away free shit when they close for the night. Are muffins included in this? Cause I really want one. Really bad.

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MATH 2940— was that shit tough or am I an idiot?

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First of all, I would like to mention that I like big black cock in and around my mouth.

I've been stuck around ezrahub for a few years, and I must say, it's been a grand affair in the boonies. I've stuck through the ups and downs because I love this site's endless rollercoaster of cancer, drama, butthurt, and Zyzz. So bear that in mind when I say that because of , I'm leaving this hallowed ground forever.

Trollin' is fine by me. Ragefacin', I'm okay with. Douchebaggery is fun for the sake of douchebaggery. you understand the reasons why I love coming to this site. But happened to dox someone I know, and that's some serious breaking the rules shit. Mod response appended.

The thread was closed, but the image and its doxing information is still up. I know for a fact he's going to get trolled because of this, since you all have probably checked his FB page and seen he'Full post not shown.

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Crossfit, not even once

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Fratstars forced to go to event about sexual assault, hilarious reaction Cornellian loading! No. 36122
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>One sign that the men were reluctant to participate in the conversation was their decision to crowd toward the back seats of the hall, said Mark Houlemarde, residence hall director of the Latino Living Center and one of the speakers at the event.

>more than 400 people should have been at the event — only about 200 people attended the Sexual Assault Prevention Forum, according to IFC President Chris Sanders ’13.

Why does this not surprise me… Come on Cornell Greeks make it a LITTLE bit less obvious haha stun link: http://cornellsun.com/section/news/content/2012/10/25/signs-apathy-interest-interfraternity-councils-sexual-assault-forum

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I know it is one of you Cornellian loading! No. 35959
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> birthday
> searching online for people to spend time with

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>squatting less than 100 on the olympic platform when there are three squat racks available
>curling in the squat rack

Dyel?

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>tfw no gf
>tfw lonely and just want intimacy, not even sex
>tfw I can't believe it exists because I've never experienced it
>tfw started lifting and on Ezra Hub frequently
>tfw I think I like guys now
>tfw no bf

N-no homo

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cornell is cutting down loads of trees to put up those retarded nets under the bridges

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Cornell subreddit mad as poppycock Cornellian loading! No. 36160Locked Thread Locked

>you are now aware that the cornell subreddit autist neckbeard playground is buttDEVASTATED about ezra hub
and their own site being deader than dead

[link removed because some reddit fratstar noticed it and complained]

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Workout music thread?

What have you brahs been listening to in the gym? I love trance and progressive house, but i need some new shit to peak to.

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Gay virgin here wanting to know any tips about having anal for the first time, and whether it doesnt matter or should I wait for someone special?

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It's over… the PC industry is finished

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POPPYCOCK course enroll.
Where's Research on Education Reform? It was there 6 poppycocking hours ago, the course roster (although it is often wrong) says the course is supposed to exist, and now the course has vanished entirely (not just filled up)

What can we do to make course enroll suck less?

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Hey Fratstars,

My name is Bert, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are ripped, intelligent, partyers who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures on an internet forum. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever not gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm not even close to perfect. What sports do you play, other than football, lacrosse, or basketball? I also get straight C's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all fratstars. Thanks for listening.

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XSS vulnerability on chequerd! Cornellian loading! No. 36024
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Look on line 18 in http://cornell.chequerd.com/javascripts/rating.js

'comment': $("#rating_comment").val() }, // JAVASCRIPT VULNERABILITY?

haha why the poppycock would they put that comment in?

Example: http://cornell.chequerd.com/courses/3299

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Who would win in a fight?

Both get a day's worth of prep time.

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Post your specs! Cornellian loading! No. 35680
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Hey pops, what kind of PCs/laptops are you running?
My main rig's a quadcore AMD with 8GB of DDR2 RAM and a 6950HD graphics card. It's getting old, but I'm probably going to make a new rig when I get the money.

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Winter is coming.


That means less sun in Ithaca.

If you're lifting, be sure to take vitamin D3 supps.

If you're D3 deficient, your test will drop and you might as well say GOODBYE GAINZ.


Does Admin lift?

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What the poppycock am I reading? I don't blame a guy for trying but jesus.. Stay beta, Cornell.

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Extended time? Cornellian loading! No. 35933
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I just found out that my math prelim offers extended time. WTF? I thought high school was the last I'd hear of disabled people (or liars) getting advantages.

According to http://cornellsun.com/node/24855 , some hearing impaired students who acquired language late are given extended time. This seems ok to me, but can others get extended time because they are slow?

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Dropbox Space Race Cornellian loading! No. 36007
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Help out yourself and everyone else at Cornell by confirming your .edu address at
https://www.dropbox.com/spacerace

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Third party candidate debate anyone? Cornellian loading! No. 35996
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Check out the third party candidate debate here if you happen to be interested:

http://www.youtube.com/user/OraTVnetwork?v=6yy5wArfuIA

starts in 5 minutes

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Troubles in Oceanography?? Whoops loading! No. 35885
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Real Email from a student in Oceanography dumb enough to broadcast his email to the whole class.
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To Whom it may concern,


I am writing because I realized when I got home that I had neglected the last page of the exam (questions 51-55) and handed in my test incomplete. After a very poor performance on the last test, I sincerely wanted to do well on this one and I am confident that I would have been able to score an A on it had I finished. Would it be possible for me to do a set of make-up questions? I understand if its not, but I just wanted to contact you about this to see if there is anything at all that can be worked out. Thanks so much.

Best,
Corey Hindin
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What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, Full post not shown.

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Strong arguments against democracy Swing state voters loading! No. 35901
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“Why are the Republicans not addressing the fact that Obama is a communist?” asks Dave Heimbold, chairman of the St. Augustine Tea Party, “There are just a few people with courage to tell it like it is.

“The 'Forward' sign (used by the Obama campaign) is a rallying cry from the universal communists and fascists. People all over the world - Russia, Poland, Ukraine, Cuba - are very sensitive to this word. Communists in China - Lenin, Marx, Castro. It's recognised by everyone on the Left with the exception of this generation of Americans. It's Obama's slogan, with his personal logo in the middle. Do we need any more evidence than this that this man is calling socialists all around the world?”

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Nas, lol Cornellian loading! No. 35627
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Do people actually think some 39 year old washed out rapper is going to be any good, or that people are actually excited about Nas? Holy poppycock…

>pic related
>rap is terrible live
>Nas hasn't been relevant in 10+ years

This dumbass thinks it's going to be bigger than avicii haha what a poppycocking retard. My prediction, this concert won't come anywhere close to selling out

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Not a single student shows up to listen to Kathy Zoner + Administrators' bullshit Kathy Zoner is a joke loading! No. 35931
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>Cornell administrators and Cornell University Police Department, along with the Cornell Collegetown Neighborhood Council and CUPD officers planned the meeting to address the topics surrounding assaults, stalking and safety in Collegetown — but had to cancel it when not a single individual attended the event.

>CUPD Chief Kathy Zoner said that with more than 20,000 students on campus and a wide array of programs that are available, not every event is going to be attended.

http://cornellsun.com/section/news/content/2012/10/24/collegetown-safety-meeting-canceled-due-poor-attendance

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College Majors Ranked Cornellian loading! No. 23349
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College fields, ranked.

Let's have at it bros, debate. This is basically a definitive guide.

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Hottie with a body on ithaca Craigslist Cornellian loading! No. 35934
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Fat black chick posted this on the ithaca craigslist… awkward as poppycock:

>I may touch your private area.
>I'm a BBW, with a lot to love.
>I'm also not white, not Asian, and not Hispanic. I'm kind of into hair pulling.
>you'll get more out of this relationship if you enjoy playing soccer (and not just FIFA).
wut

Anyone hall the balls to slay this beast? Post results please.
http://ithaca.craigslist.org/cas/3355934443.html

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What is it easier to take intro stats (2100) in? PAM, STSCI or ILRST, or are they pretty much the same?

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