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Hurricane Sandy pics Cornellian loading! on Tuesday (10/30) at 2:56am No. 36919

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Hurricane sandy pics, submit your own, submit cool ones you've found. Let's seem em!

Cell phone cameras welcome.

>pic related, satellite view of the hurricane

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Cornellian loading! on Monday (10/29) at 5:18pm No. 36853

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What I imagine Skorton is doing right now:

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Identify this guy Cornellian loading! on Monday (10/29) at 5:13am No. 36804

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Who is this man?

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Kinematics Cornellian loading! on Monday (10/29) at 6:03pm No. 36860

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Should have dropped the class general?

Should have dropped the class general.

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Cornellian loading! on Tuesday (10/30) at 6:41am No. 36983

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>tfw I stayed up all night preparing my research presentation due today
>tfw today is liftan day
>goodbye gains

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Cornellian loading! on Tuesday (10/30) at 3:19am No. 36953

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Another one in the series of weird shit Ezra Hub shows up for google images search results

"i'm 18 do i have potential"

The classic misc. meme, Ezra Hub shows up #1. Lol.
>pic related

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that girl at the gym :) Cornellian loading! on Saturday (10/27) at 5:14pm No. 36487

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>be a woman
>take off underwear
>put on tight biker shorts
>cameltoe clearly visible
>head to the gym
>do ass to ground squats
>everyone staring at my pussy through the mirrors
>take a short break
>guys put on more weight to their workout
>watch them all fail
>leave the gym satisfied

:) haha yep, I'm that girl.

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Hip to waist ratio, good abs on girls Cornellian loading! on Sunday (10/28) at 7:49pm No. 36658

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How important is a good hip to waist ratio? Some people say it's literally everything but others wonder how important it is. there are a lot of sexy girls who don't have a huge difference from hips to waist.

How god are flat/strong abs too, sometimes in combination with this? What do you like, Ezra Hub?

>pic sorta related

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Scipio loading! on Monday (10/29) at 8:16pm No. 36869

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Sandy confirmed for a little bitch.

Do you even wind?

>pic not related

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Hurricane Hysteria Cornellian loading! on Sunday (10/28) at 10:32pm No. 36697

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>go to wegman's
>poppycocking everything is cleared out, no bread, no cereal, no bananas, no pasta sauce, poppycocking everything gone
>people flipping out on Facebook about how the apocalypse is nigh and the world will end tomorrow

What the poppycock? This isn't Hurricane Katrina in the 9th ward or the 1918 flu pandemic. Reactions by people here seem a bit overboard and I think most of this shit is just a huge overreaction. I don't know if this is just me or has anything to do with my background… but does anyone else feel like this is just way overblown hurricane hysteria? There is no need to be making a poppycocking huge raid on Wegman's or acting like the world is ending tomorrow…

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Pre-Rush Core 4 Candidates Cornellian loading! on Sunday (10/28) at 7:14pm No. 36644

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Pre-rush freshman Core 4 sorority candidates:

Who are the names everyone is looking at?
Who is making a name for themselves by dressing well with good brands + style?
Who has a hot body and is Core 4 material?
Which girls have blacklisted themselves by being too slutty?
Any friend groups coming together than houses are snagging in a group?This user was banned for personal attacks.

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Fratstar robot on engineering quad Cornellian loading! on Friday (10/26) at 12:24pm No. 36297

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Anyone else see this shit roving around the engineering quad today? It's out there right now… No idea where the poppycock it's being controlled from or what it's doing

Inb4 it is a fratstar detector

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Cornellian loading! on Monday (10/29) at 4:59pm No. 36852

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The plebs living east of College ave (linden, the boonies, maplewood etc.) have already lost power

>2012
>living on the shit side of collegetown

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Crime Alert: Harassment – 100 block College Ave. Cornellian loading! on Saturday (10/27) at 5:27pm No. 36491

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Earlier today, the Cornell Police learned of a harassment incident, in which a female student who was exiting 111 Dryden Road through the door that leads to the parking area directly behind the building, was grabbed her by the arm by a male - approximately 5’8” tall wearing dark blue button up shirt and blue jeans with his face fully obscured by a Halloween mask - and pulled her in the direction of a dark colored SUV parked in the lot. The student was able to break free, flee the area and return to her residence, where she remained until calling the police this morning. The investigation is continuing, and anyone with information regarding this incident is asked to contact the Ithaca Police at 272-9973 or the Cornell Police at 255-1111. If you were in the area of College Avenue and Dryden Road between 1:00 a.m. and 2:00 a.m., you may have seen something relevant to the investigation. Please contact Cornell Police so that we can determine if you have information that may !
forward the investigation.

Please remember to take advantage of the Blue Light resources available to our community. Stay safe and walk away from confrontations. Do not stand by while haFull post not shown.

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Sir Feelsalot loading! on Sunday (10/28) at 4:27pm No. 36604

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tfw lonely
tfw no gf
tfw repulsed by the selfishness & superficiality of other students
tfw disgusted by my loss of ambition
tfw used to dislike people that complained about depression
tfw am now depressed
tfw my only friend is the iron in the gym
tfw happiest part of my day is the 1 1/2 hours in the gym, 5 days a week
tfw my body will look like Michelangelo's David once I cut
tfw I have decent facial aesthetics
tfw it doesn't matter because I won't step up to bat
tfw these are supposed to be the best years of my life
tfw its all downhill from here
tfw I just want to leave this place and go far far away

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Make your Own tren? (GTFIH, SRS) Cornellian loading! on Monday (10/29) at 1:21am No. 36770

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Any Chem people know if this is legit?
It's a homemade recipe for Tren, a powerful steroid for people trying to get fukin juicy


This will make 40ml of 100mg/ml trenbolone acetate

1. Measure out 6.8ml of Benzyl Benzoate and put it in 50ml Unsealed Clear Vial;
2. Put away the BB;
3. Measure out 1.2ml of Benzyl Alcohol and put it in the same 50ml Unsealed Clear vial;
4. Put away the BA;
5. Empty all of the pellets from the 2 fina carts into a glass and crush them with a spoon until they are a fine powder;
4. Use the funnel to empty the crushed pellet powder into the 50ml vial which contains your BA/BB solution - allow this to sit for at least 24 hours;
5. Put away the glass and spoon;
6. Extract 28ml of grapeseed oil from the bottle and put it into the 50ml which contains the dissolved pellets/ba/bb;
7. Extract 4ml of grapeseed oil into a syringe and set it aside;
8. Put away the grapeseed oil;
9. Take the solution of pellet powder/oil/BA/BB and pour it into the funnel, with the oil filter in place - have this drain into your other unsealed 50ml vial - allow this to drain for 24 hours
10. Remove the wet filter andFull post not shown.

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Cornellian loading! on Monday (10/29) at 3:30am No. 36796

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IT'S COMING

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Frankenstorm General Cornellian loading! on Sunday (10/28) at 1:43pm No. 36552

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So Frankenstorm is probably going to be nothing, but just in case, is there anywhere I can park my car for a few days that won't cost me a fortune. My current parking spot is surrounded by large trees just waiting to crash down on my ride. What's the rate for parking in the two parking garages here, and can I park there overnight for a few nights?

> Has had car over 10 years
> Car has over 175000 miles and still runs like new
> Would rather not lose car to some stupid tree branch

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Hot girls dating neckbeards/losers Cornellian loading! on Sunday (10/28) at 1:50pm No. 36562

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Why do they sink so low?
Do they have standards?
Do they actually have sex with these fat slobs?
Do they not know that other girls are looking down on them?
Do they not know that it's embarrassing?
Do they not know that their parents are ashamed?

Why.

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Dallas Cowboys SolidLikeIronMan!WCt/tgm/mk loading! on Sunday (10/28) at 3:38pm No. 36596

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Holy shit.

3 picks.

One pick-six.

Dez muffs a punt, recovers it; then fumbles the ball.

At this point it's just comical.

Feel free to pile on the Cowboys below.

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lel google search results Cornellian loading! on Sunday (10/28) at 3:26pm No. 36593

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If you do some googling, you'll find some pretty weird shit in the images. Ezra Hub shows up for image search results a lot.

Latest one I found… this site is the #1 result for "a perfect size 10 woman"

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IT'S OVER, OBAMA IS FINISHED Cornellian loading! on Sunday (10/28) at 1:44pm No. 36554

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http://www.desmoinesregister.com/article/20121027/OPINION03/121026026/The-Register-endorsement-Mitt-Romney-offers-a-fresh-economic-vision?Frontpage&nclick_check=1
The biggest paper in Iowa (a huge swing state; one of the few that Romney needs to win the election w/o Ohio) endorses a Republican for the first time since 1972

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OFFICIAL NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS VS. ST LOUIS RAMS THREAD Cornellian loading! on Sunday (10/28) at 2:11pm No. 36572

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>NE 45
>STL 7

pic related

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OFFICIAL TIM TEBOW IS GONNA PLAY TODAY FOR THE JETS THREAD Cornellian loading! on Sunday (10/28) at 2:09pm No. 36571

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>sanchize already sucking hard
>jets in a big hole against the dolphins
>march sanchize sucks so hard
>tebow is the hero we asked for

WILL THEY PUT HIM IN????

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yay Cornellian loading! on Saturday (10/27) at 1:02pm No. 36437

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>was a pretty quiet admittedly beta guy minded my own business doing well in school but life wasn't too exciting
>read ezra hub a lot in spare time
>started seeing threads about going to gym, kinda interested
>my mom got me a gym membership to try to get me to exercise more anyway, why not
>googled some of the stuff people were talking about (like what exercises to do etc.) and went to the gym
>it's pretty fun, i can't lift a lot but it's a good feeling
>girls on my floor catch wind that i go to the gym and lift weights
>they had never looked at me before, they are admiring me already, want to hang out
>fast forward one week
>poppycocked two of the girls, the third is interested i think, the first two girls are competing for time poppycocking me and they both know the other is too
>life has never been better.

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Dropping acid.. anyone ever done it? Cornellian loading! on Saturday (10/27) at 4:35pm No. 36482

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>Last night, first night of halloween
>be super awkward around girls
>meet this 8/10 girl at a party, she is a sexy referee
>only talk for 10 mins so she doesn't see the handful of spaghetti in my pocket.
>get number, leave

>today
>We are going out at like 10:30 and she just texted me and asked if I ever to dropped acid
>I said yes.
>alpha as poppycock

I have never smoked or done any drug in my life. I don't even take caffeine because I'm too sensitive to it. We are doing it then going to dinner.

How poppycocked am I?

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