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Cornellian loading! on Thursday (11/01) at 1:27pm No. 37470

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I can't believe the university actually bought this shit… Only 1/3 of pledges hazed? Being in a house myself I know that is absolute and utter bullshit. I know at least a few houses told pledges to bullshit this survey to help out the Greek system in the future, and they gladly would. All I can say is lol, administrators.

>Thirty-two percent of Cornell freshmen who joined a fraternity or sorority last semester were hazed as part of their experience joining the organization, according to a study conducted by the University. Additionally, the survey found that 15 percent of students in other campus organizations, including clubs and sports teams, were hazed.

http://cornellsun.com/section/news/content/2012/11/01/report-nearly-one-three-new-greeks-hazed

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Cornellian loading! on Tuesday (10/30) at 3:21am No. 36954

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What would Ezra Hub do to me? Freshman thinking about being a psych major

Tell me what you'd do boys and I'll pick the best one. I'm in Balch and I really want to go out

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Cornellian loading! on Saturday (05/12) at 2:55pm No. 21204

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Mitt Romney: our 45th president

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Party Scene at Cornell - Survey Cornellian ## Mod loading! on Thursday (11/01) at 2:37am No. 37420

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The Cornell Consulting Club's Strategy Team is conducting a survey to understand the current party scene at Cornell so we can help shape Collegetown venues to better address your preferences. This survey should only take 5-7 minutes to complete. In return for your time and effort, we will give out a $5 gift card for every 20 respondents.

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Cornellian loading! on Thursday (11/01) at 5:09am No. 37430

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So the party got a last chance to redeem themselves in the eyes of the Crown after having gained quite a reputation as troublemakers. But the princess seems to not mind them quite as much as she does everyone else at court being a little troublemaker herself, and the elver pulsating migraine of her royal mother. So the party has been tasked with keeping the princess save on her forages evading the guard, and to get some sense into her little head.

She's a 16 year old redhead who likes riding, archery, and partying. She has been found passed out drunk in public, has rode citizens into the ground by accident, and is considered the one celebrity who can get any party going, for days sometimes. She knows everybody and their cousin, drinks like a hole, likes to challenge travelers to bets and contests, and has been the cause of several disturbances of the peace.

What is the princess up to tonight?

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THE QUEEN OF EZRA HUB Cornellian loading! on Tuesday (10/30) at 8:34pm No. 37062

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Hail! Hear ye hear ye! All bow down to the new queen of Ezra Hub!
>pic related

What shall we call you, queen? What is your name?

ITT: Queen of Ezra Hub thread

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LOL @ MSM SolidLikeIronMan!WCt/tgm/mk loading! on Wednesday (10/31) at 1:59pm No. 37285

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Hot news for you:

http://www.wptv.com/dpp/news/region_c_palm_beach_county/west_palm_beach/local-gop-memo-dems-cleaning-our-clock

A memo obtained by NewsChannel 5's Evan Axelbank, from an adviser to a Florida GOP campaign, says that the Democratic turnout effort is "cleaning our clock."

The memo says, "The early and absentee turnout is starting to look more troubling."

It also says, "Even if Romney wins the state (likely based on polls), the turnout deficit in PBC will affect our local races."

The text of the memo is:
The early and absentee turnout is starting to look more troubling.

As of yesterday, Republicans made up only 22% of early voters and 30% of returned absentee votes.

This is closer to (and worse than) 2008 where we saw 19% EV and 38% of the absentees. 2010 (our blowout year) was 33% of EV and 45% of AB.

Con[c]lusion: The Democrat turnout machine in the county has been very effective and they are cleaning our clock. Even if Romney wins the staFull post not shown.

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THE NEW GMAIL STUFF Cornellian loading! on Wednesday (10/31) at 9:42pm No. 37364

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SHIT IS SO CASH

Check it out, does anyone else have it yet? Holy poppycock, best email client in the world. Saves me so much time. If you aren't using gmail already…

>2012
>using a desktop email client like outlook or thunderbird or entourage or other bullshit
>using an online service other than gmail
ISHYGDDT

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Career decisions Cornellian loading! on Wednesday (10/31) at 9:11pm No. 37358

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Is it better to work very hard in a respected job and earn obscene amounts of money and status, but sacrifice a bit of time to chill and relax and do whatever you want…
OR
slack off below your potential in an less demanding job that gives you a lot of leeway to do what you want and possibly be happier, but has low compensation, few benefits and will leave you struggling to make your rent?

Discuss.

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beginner gym tips Cornellian loading! on Tuesday (10/30) at 4:04am No. 36961

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How do you go to the gym to lift without embarrassing yourself if you are a dyel fratstar? I really want to start working out and get shredded like you guys but i'm hopelessly auschwitzmode from a sedentary life and never doing any sports or stuff before :(

I want to do exercises like deadlift, bench, ohp, rows but i have really bad form and am not really even sure if i would do it right. I'm afraid of making a mistake and looking like an idiot and then being too self conscious to ever go again.

tl;dr i am dyel, bought a gym membership and i want to be confident and have a good couple of first times so i can get into it without embarrassing myself, any tips?

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hamplanets using blue light... Cornellian loading! on Wednesday (10/31) at 1:55am No. 37247

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>just saw some fat hamplanets being escorted back by the CUPD blue light service outside of my dorm room

Why. Do these slobs actually think anyone is going to rape their 300lb selves? That's being a little presuming… a little entitled to think that.

Maybe it's just wishful thinking on their part?

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Clen/Albuterol RIP ZYZZ loading! on Wednesday (10/31) at 12:56am No. 37229

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So I'm going to bulk for another month or two, then cutting. I want to try out either clen or albuterol for my cut. What do you guys think about that decision? Is it cheating? Is it dangerous?

I feel like albutrol is pretty safe, and you can get it pretty easy online.

Anyone try either of these? Advice on dosages?

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Advice for sneaking a joint into Nas concert? Cornellian loading! on Sunday (10/28) at 11:47am No. 36544

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Does Cornell really care? Where can I hide the j to bring it in? Anything I can do to avoid getting caught while smoking?

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Gym Feels Gymbrah6969 loading! on Wednesday (10/31) at 1:38pm No. 37280

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>tfw lifts weaker than last session
>tfw all the oly racks are taken
>tfw multiple PRs
>tfw no cardio bunnies to mire
>tfw one of the bigger guys in the gym for once
>tfw you have to train core today
>tfw out of whey brotein
>tfw on a bulk and you want to throw up from forcing yourself to eat so much
>tfw progress in mirror
>tfw people don't re-rack their weights




>tfw no gf

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HALLOWEEN Cornellian loading! on Tuesday (10/30) at 7:02pm No. 37043

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Who's going out tomorrow night? Any Halloween parties?

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IPD whines about budget cuts, etc. other Ithaca b.s. Cornellian loading! on Wednesday (10/31) at 1:35am No. 37242

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Ithaca police officers cry and whine saying that it there are budget cuts gangs and crime will overrun Ithaca and the mayor should believe their sob stories about how one officer died and that means they need loads ore. Bull poppycockin shit. Svante Myrick is still being a fratstar too but at least he stood up to them.

I hate this…

>IPD officer Kevin Slattery echoed Barber’s sentiments, saying that IPD is operating at its “bare minimum.” Cutting staff from the police department would “[place] the burden on those who are already overburdened,” he said.

http://cornellsun.com/section/news/content/2012/10/31/fight-over-ithaca-budget-continues-mayor-says-common-council-faces-i

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JEWISH GIRLS APPRECIATION THREAD Cornellian loading! on Saturday (10/27) at 2:12pm No. 36463

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>2012
>not having a qt3.14 jewish girlfriend from manhattan
>not thinking alison brie is hot as poppycock

I seriously hope you guys don't do this…

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Cornellian loading! on Tuesday (10/30) at 10:36pm No. 37152

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Which one of you did this?

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that DL feel Cornellian loading! on Tuesday (10/30) at 6:51pm No. 37039

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>that feel when powering through a set of 3plate+ DL, slamming the weight down after a lift, powering it up again, breathing like a machine, feeling like everyone in world is 'mirin

mmmmmmmmmm so poppycocking good. so primal, so sexy, so powerful, so enlightening, so beast

poppycock, I can't get enough of this feel. I could DL all poppycocking day, it's like crack. favorite exercise by far. anyone else feel this way about DLing or a different exercise?

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Nas Still hasn't sold out Cornellian loading! on Tuesday (10/30) at 2:16am No. 36910

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>Nas still hasn't sold out after over a week


And some fratstars were predicting this concert would be more popular than Avicii… yeah poppycockin right!

Sides are in orbit and leling hard at all the Nas fratstars in here. CCC is back to its' failing ways.

http://cornellconcerts.universitytickets.com/user_pages/event.asp?id=439&cid=48

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