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GUY'S BACK Guy Fieri loading! No. 37849
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HEY GUYS,

GUY HERE. BEEN PRETTY BUSY LATELY. HAD A BIT OF LEGAL TROUBLE WITH MY BITCH EX WIFE LORI OVER CUSTODY OF OUR KIDS- HUNTER (NOW 15, CAN YOU BELIVE IT?) AND RYDER (13).

FOR HUNTER'S BIG ONE-FIVE, WE WENT TO DISNEY WORLD. TURNS OUT I TOOK A FEW TOO MANY XANAXS, AND LEFT MY YOUNGER SON RYDER IN LINE FOR ANIMAL SAFARI KINDOM, WHILE I WAS SEEKING OUT A CHURRO. SURE ENOUGH PARK SECURITY FOUND HIM, AND CONTACTED HIS MOTHER, AND I BEEN IN HOT WATER EVER SINCE. IT'S NOT RYDER'S FAULT, HE WAS AFRAID, AND I WAS TOO ZANNIED OUT TO PICK UP MY CELLULAR PHONE.

WELL ENOUGH ABOUT THAT. LET'S GET ON TO COOKING. TODAY WE WILL BE MAKING CHIPOTLE PORTABELLO MUSHROOM BURGERS WITH SWEET POTATO GUY FRIES.

-GUY

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Butts Cornellian loading! No. 37793
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Hey Ezra Hub, I have a problem and a question to ask you guys, maybe some of the workout people could help or fitness/nutrition people.

I'm your average white girl and for the longest time I've had a flat butt. The rest of my body is great but my butt just doesn't have anything going on.. it looks really bad in jeans and it's just that… flat. Picture on the left is similar to what my butt looks like and picture on the right is my goal butt (found on this site). I just want a little more jiggliness and bubblyness so it doesn't look like bones. What can I do to get my bootay in action and get the butt I want? Or am I screwed because my parents just gave me flat butt genetics. I'm kinda skinny also if that helps, 5'5" 120.

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Noyes Rage Cornellian loading! No. 37697
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>go to teagle
>plenty of brahs lifting hard, heavy weights, plenty of guys doing serious programs, great form, strong lifts, two girls doing olys (c&j, one snatcher) with flawless technique, great culture encouraging each other to lift hard and get shredded, all the cardio bunnies are upstairs so no distractons

>go to noyes
>one guy curling only the bar on the olympic platform (is this real life?), dumbbells laying everywhere all over the gym, nobody reracks their weights, fratstars with frat clothing everywhere
>some guy doing pushups using the largest size of dumbbells to look cool on the mat
>gigantic fratstar meathead benching 2plate 3x1 lol
>start squatting 2.5plate some guy with a psi u t shirt comes up to me in the MIDDLE of a rep and says "yo can i work in sets" and when i'm done starts curling 25s IN THE POWER RACK wasting my time in between sets
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Cornellian loading! No. 37594
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Alright…. which one of you was this….

haha

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Is Ezra Hub the only good Cornell "community" website? Cornellian loading! No. 37777
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So in terms of active online Cornell communities for what I know, there is:

>Facebook (used by mostly everyone but not anonymous so I can't discuss shit without being a fratstar, good for stalking but not really what i was looking for)
>Ezra Hub (not used by everyone but the most popular by far, draws a wide audience, anonymous, frequent posting)
>Cornell Daily Sun (updated on weekdays and legit, but the comments section only does so much. content comes out slow and gets stale fast. too "lame" and no funny or controversial or trolling stuff)
>ELynah Forum (mostly only for hockey fans, pretty dead)
>CollegiateACB (dead except for the racist spammer, despicable content, awful)
>Reddit/r/Cornell (absolutely dead, not a single post in the last week, weird community)
>CollegeConfidential (massive fratstars, why would you ever use this)
>Cornell LikeALittle (died last year sadly)
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Queen of Ezra Hub Thread Cornellian loading! No. 37772
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Where did the queen of Ezra Hub go?

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Zyzz - The Revolution (new video) Cornellian loading! No. 37848Locked Thread Locked

For the people who like Zyzz.. there is a new video Chestbrahh put out you might like. This one is long and has a lot of new footage especially from when Zyzz was first starting and wasn't big at all: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ul7HJWuKYZ4

Comments ITT if you want. This has been anticipated for a long time, thought I would share it

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Kinetics & One Love at Level B Friday the 9th Cornellian loading! No. 37870
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This should be poppycocking sweet. Kinetics and One Love perform live at Level B Friday, November 9th at 11:30pm to benefit Cornell Habitat for Humanity! This is a 21+ event, there is a cover charge of $10 or tickets can be bought in advance for $8. Tickets will be sold for $8 in Mann Lobby this week at the following times:

Monday, November 5th—11:00am-2:00pm
Tuesday, November 6th—11:00am-4:00pm
Wednesday, November 7th—9:00am-12:00pm
Thursday, November 8th—11:00am-3:00pm and 4:00pm-8:00pm
Friday, November 9th—4:00pm-5:30pm

https://www.facebook.com/events/169922226480733/

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Searching for Ezra Hub, Part 2 Cornellian loading! No. 37853
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Funny shit people put into Google to find Ezra Hub, Exhibit B (part two in a series).

Last one was titled "buying booze from upperclassmen" haha

Also for those interested, the top search terms for Ezra Hub besides the normal ones like "Ezra Hub" and "Ezrahub" and "Cornell discussion" are: "yoga pants ass", "do you even lift", "ass in yoga pants", "yoga ass" and "yoga pants", "hot yoga pants" haha

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Kneel Before Christ Acolyte of Doug Martin loading! No. 37836
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>dat Chargers defense
>dat Peterson
>dat Doug motherpoppycocking Martin

You jelly, McFadden owners?

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Depressing/fucked up Cornellian loading! No. 37779
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10 mins ago I was walking across arts quad and there was a guy like curled up on the ground randomly. He was off to the side of the path. I couldn't Rly see his face (dark) but liked like he was crying or idk. Wtf!

So freaky and depressing. He looked pretty normal, he was wearing jeans and a hoodie. It was so unexpected I just kept walking. Also scared because of all the stupid rape stuff. (girl on ezrahub yes).

It was over near the building where they do anthropolu stuff and the art museum.

Cornell is so creepy

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OFFICIAL PARTY THREAD SATURDAY 10/3 Cornellian loading! No. 37679
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Chi Psi - Halloween Party , 810 University Ave.
Kappa Sig - Regular Party, 600 University Ave. (is this still their house after they got kicked off?)
Phi Delt - Regular Party, 2 Ridgewood Road
KDR - Rooms Party, 312 Highland Road (north campus not ctown)

LET'S GET FUARKED UPPPPP TONIGHT

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Ezra Hub king of aesthetics Cornellian loading! No. 37508
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Who is the king of aesthetics on Ezra Hub? We already found out our queen like two days ago (the girl with amazing 10/10 DSL and who hates sorority girls) but who is our king?

Step up to the plate.

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any ezra hub gymbros wanna hit teagle in about an hour?

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IT'S OVER, VARSITY SPORTS ARE FINISHED Cornellian loading! No. 37596
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>Cornell athletics is increasingly leaning on philanthropic gifts from Big Red enthusiasts to bolster its financial game plan. Under a University mandate, 11 of its 36 varsity sports teams must be fully self-funded by 2015.

>Of the 11 sports teams, only baseball, golf, lightweight rowing and sprint football currently generate enough revenue and philanthropic gifts for the athletics department to cover all of their expenses, according to Larry Quant, associate director for financial operations.

http://cornellsun.com/section/news/content/2012/11/02/cornell-says-11-varsity-teams-must-be-fully-self-funded-2015

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INDIVIDUAL MANDATE UPHELD! Cornellian loading! No. 24799
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INDIVIDUAL MANDATE UPHELD!

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What's wrong with cardio bunnies? energizerbunny loading! No. 37714
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I'm a girl and I'll admit it, I love the elliptical and basically use it exclusively along with the ab twister. The high from running is way more satisfying than the burn from weights/squats.

WHY THE STIGMA. WHY.

IDC: Android On 75 Pct Of Smartphones In 3Q Cornellian loading! No. 37711
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IT'S OVER, THE IPHONE IS FINISHED!!!!

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IT'S OVER, NEW YORK CITY IS FINISHED Cornellian loading! No. 36600
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Last night's 9:30 pm EDT Wind analysis from NOAA's Hurricane Research Division put the destructive potential of Sandy's winds at a modest 2.6 on a scale of 0 to 6. However, the destructive potential of the storm surge was exceptionally high: 5.7 on a scale of 0 to 6. This is a higher destructive potential than any hurricane observed between 1969 - 2005, including Category 5 storms like Katrina, Rita, Wilma, Camille, and Andrew. The previous highest destructive potential for storm surge was 5.6 on a scale of 0 to 6, set during Hurricane Isabel of 2003. Sandy is now forecast to bring a near-record storm surge of 6 - 11 feet to Northern New Jersey and Long Island Sound, including the New York City Harbor.

Sandy's storm surge will be capable of overtopping the flood walls in Manhattan, which are only five feet above mean sea level. On August 28, 2011, Tropical Storm Irene brought a storm surge of 4.13' to Battery Park on the south side of Manhattan. The waters poured over the flood walls into Lower Manhattan, but came 8 - 12" shy of being able to flood the New York City subway system. According to the latest storm surge forecast for NYC from NHC, Sandy's storm surge is expecteFull post not shown.

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The Economist Endorses Mitt Romney Cornellian loading! No. 37543
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IT'S OVER, MITT ROMNEY IS FINISHED
http://www.economist.com/news/leaders/21565623-america-could-do-better-barack-obama-sadly-mitt-romney-does-not-fit-bill-which-one?fsrc=scn%2Frd_ec%2Fwhich_one

>As a result, this election offers American voters an unedifying choice. Many of The Economist’s readers, especially those who run businesses in America, may well conclude that nothing could be worse than another four years of Mr Obama. We beg to differ. For all his businesslike intentions, Mr Romney has an economic plan that works only if you don’t believe most of what he says. That is not a convincing pitch for a chief executive. And for all his shortcomings, Mr Obama has dragged America’s economy back from the brink of disaster, and has made a decent fist of foreign policy. So this newspaper would stick with the devil it knows, and re-elect him.

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Breach in Cornell Information Technology Exposes Personal Data for Five Days Cornellian loading! No. 37611
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Holy shit, Cornell IT SUCKS. What the poppycock is this…

>The personal information of up to 2,000 people was exposed to the public for five days on a computer in Cornell’s athletics department, a University administrator confirmed Thursday.
>Donald Sevey, director of information systems, said that the University discovered that a file server containing “confidential data” about thousands of people was accessible by the public for a period of time. He said that he does not know if anyone maliciously used the data while it was exposed.

Bank accounts stolen, fraudulent activity… WAY TO GO CORNELL. http://cornellsun.com/section/news/content/2012/11/02/breach-cornell-information-technology-exposes-personal-data-five-day

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Quarters and shit Cornellian loading! No. 37630
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I'm all out of quarters, my bank is closed, and i've gotta do laundry this weekend. Anyone know where there are some coin machines in Collegetown?

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Winter Session Online Courses Cornellian loading! No. 37615
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Has anyone ever taken one of Cornell's online courses during Winter Session? If so, was it an easy A, or does it just depend on the course? I was considering taking AMST 4696 - The Art Market - because it looks interesting, but if it's going to be a big drain on my time and I end up getting a B, then it's really not worth it to me. Thoughts?

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What does the hub think of these fratstars? thisguy loading! No. 37632
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What does everyone think of these guys? Are they trying to hard or do you think they deserve credit for taking part in the march?

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Serie A > EPL SolidLikeIronMan!WCt/tgm/mk loading! No. 32283
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Forza la Juve la Juve la Juve alé!

É bianconera la bella signora!

Alé la Juve la Juve la Juve alé!

Solo la Juve é

Magica Juve alé

Forza la Juve la Juve la Juve alé!

É bianconera las nostra bandiera

Alé la Juve la Juve la Juve alé!

Solo la Juve é

Grande la Juve alééééééééééééé

2:45 this afternoon Chelsea gon get it in the worst way. It's a Wednesday, therefore it is acceptable to care about soccer.

I've got my scarf and my jersey. Let's poppycocking gooooo

Can't wait for a Chiellini knee to cave in the other side of Cech's head. Poppycock Chelsea.

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Cornellian loading! No. 36582
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Any other horny ladies who didn't get some on Halloweekend thinking the same as me right now?

Waiting for a cute boy to come up to talk to me ;)

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Sup Cornellian loading! No. 36970
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ITT: we post pics of ourselves with bertstare.jpg shopped on top of our faces.

Here is the template with transparency.

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HAlloween costumes.. Cornellian loading! No. 37369
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Why do Cornell women dress up as sluts on Halloween? Pic related.

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squat and deadlift cardio Cornellian loading! No. 37490
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>W-want to do some cardio anon?
5/3/1 squatz and oatz, 1x5 DL t-thanks Ezra Hub

Anyone else feel the intense cardio when doing squatz and DL? Why is that?

Video related, sick lift to get you pumped up: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CD_Jvf2J0Q

Also why doesn't Noyes have bangin' music like this?

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Harvard Hockey Tickets Cornellian loading! No. 37494
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Selling my Harvard hockey tickets in section E for $50 bucks each. I have two.

Any takers?

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