Post-Fellatio Catastrophe!! Schlongdaddy Macgyver loading! No. 39354
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A girl I hooked up with was giving me this truly incredible blowjob, I mean it was great. But it just happened at the worst possible moment in human history. You see the night it all went down, I'd been pretty much running on coffee and Gatorade and really was jonesing to go take a piss. But I'm not going to be a douchebag and stop this girl when her lips are wrapped so tightly around my throbbing cock while she's working that shaft just perfectly and say, "stop bitch, I have to go take a piss. Brb"
She even played with the balls! You know how ridiculous it would look if I were to suddenly tell her that I had to go and make liquid gold in the toilet but we can resume momentarily? It would look absolutely ridiculous, that's how it would look! The moment would be killed and I probably wouldn't get to drain my balls for the rest of the night in a nice wet orifice for the night. I would've had to jack it.
I'm not that guy. I don't jack it, I'll tell you that now.
So eventually I came … after this beautiful cocksucking goddess took every inch of my length, I filled her mouth with my pearly white cum.. and more or less, I kind of sort of peed moreFull post not shown.
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