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Amazing YouTube Videos Cornellian loading! on Thursday (11/29) at 4:11am No. 40786

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Oh my god this one is poppycocking good…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uj2wH8m0v7Y

backsquat 202 etc - Kyle Harrington. WAIT until he starts dancing oh my god MY SIDES.
>n-no homo

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Rime of the Ancient Lurker Samuel Swoleridge loading! on Thursday (11/29) at 5:11pm No. 40829

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Here's a study-week distraction to lighten the mood; Hubizens.

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Sit down and inhale
Allow me to regale you
With tales of a meathead named Melvin.

His delts toned and perfect
From years back home surfing
Mel's cooler than ten degrees Kelvin.

But now he's distraught.
"Is this lifting for naught?"
he asks himself over and over.

"This cycle must end, y'all
I don't want to spend all
Weekend eating Timbits
And torrenting porn off RedRover."

At this point I now fear
Our good Melvin is Lear
Insane on a precipice
not unlike Dover.

But since luck is a clover
And power a flower
Good Melvin must tower
O'er low-growing weeds.
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Hi (: Cornellian loading! on Thursday (11/29) at 1:47am No. 40711

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What would Ezra Hub do to me? I'm a freshman nutrition major in HumEc from Tennessee and today is my first day finding this website. I'm hoping some of you guys could show me around campus or good places to eat and things (;

I like working out too and want to go with some of you guys!!! I like doing squats and some other things and really enjoy it. One sec I have another pic for you guys too (:

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Cornellian loading! on Friday (11/30) at 1:34am No. 40888

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>tfw I am at a party at Cornell
>tfw I just want go to the gym and do some squatz and heavy deadlifts
>tfw I dream of my oly lift form while I sleep
>tfw this music is too loud
>tfw this nogainz juice is killing my gains, why am I drinking it
>tfw the girls are miring my body but implying I lift for girls
>tfw why are they so many dyels here pathetically prowling for girls and failing?
>tfw I just want to go home and browse Ezra Hub, and eat to get my macros

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Cornellian loading! on Tuesday (11/27) at 10:47pm No. 40491

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Type III, commonly called infibulation or pharaonic circumcision, is the removal of all external genitalia. The inner and outer labia are cut away, with or without excision of the clitoris. The girl's legs are then tied together from hip to ankle for up to 40 days to allow the wound to heal. The immobility causes the labial tissue to bond, forming a wall of flesh and skin across the entire vulva, apart from a hole the size of a matchstick for the passage of urine and menstrual blood, which is created by inserting a twig or rock salt into the wound. There is another form of Type III called matwasat, where the stitching of the vulva is less extreme and the hole left is bigger. Momoh describes a Type III procedure in Female Genital Mutilation (2005):
In Type 3 excision or infibulation … elderly women, relatives and friends secure the girl in the lithotomy position. A deep incision is made rapidly on either side from the root of the clitoris to the fourchette, and a single cut of the razor excises the clitoris and both the labia majora and labia minora.
Bleeding is profuse, but is usually controlled by the application of various poultices, the threading of the edges of tFull post not shown.

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Bartels gym = GOAT Cornellian loading! on Wednesday (11/28) at 3:57pm No. 40590

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>you will never be able to lift at Bartels

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Cornellian loading! on Thursday (11/29) at 2:58am No. 40758

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Here's a little drinking game.

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Why are today's men failing? Cornellian loading! on Tuesday (11/27) at 10:00pm No. 40462

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There are many op-eds and articles about how today's men are falling hard into irrelevance and women are marching WAY far ahead. Men are increasingly unemployed, out of shape, holding on to childish things like video games instead of getting a job… we're really poppycocking falling behind while women are killing us everywhere. The reason men today are losing their masculinity and are becoming unemployed, beta, irresponsible, sex-deprived, out of shape, mid-30s video game addicts underachieving in life is because…

…today's men have terrible media ideals of what it means to be a "man," like this colossal fratstar on the popular show How I Met Your Mother. This guy isn't manly, he's feminine as poppycock, has a terrible sense of humor, is actually gay in real life and does NOT portray what a man should be. Yet so many young men are trying to emulate him and failing miserably in their lives and especially with women.

We need real men as role models if we want today's men to become responsible and masculine again. What do you guys think?

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CCC gets even lamer Cornellian loading! on Tuesday (11/27) at 4:46am No. 40369

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CCC fratstars making our concerts shittier than ever… Oh yay I can't wait!
>no more homecoming concert
>more gay liability insurance shit
>CUPD complaining as usual
>lame-i-fied atmosphere at upcoming concerts

Btw does anyone know who the joe scaffido fratstar is that runs it? TERRIBLE guy to pick.

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Glutes Cornellian loading! on Thursday (11/29) at 1:59am No. 40714

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Alright, since butts are allowed on Ezra Hub according to the rules, let's have a DAT ASS thread. Poppycock, I love asses. Here's some particularly amazing ones.

Contribute your ideal buns to this thread or just mire the ones I post.

Gluteus maximus thread.

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Cornellian loading! on Wednesday (11/28) at 5:09pm No. 40612

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Extremely religious and morally conservative Catholic here looking for other virtuous Cornellians. I know most people on here are virgin autistic neckbeards, but if you're not an atheist fratstar hit me up at wjc731@cornell.edu. Thanks guys!

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Clean and Jerk Form Cornellian loading! on Wednesday (11/28) at 11:57pm No. 40679

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Does anyone who lifts on Ezra Hub have really good clean and jerk form and could critique mine in the gym this week?

Stats:
5'10" 160lbs
Squat: 245 for reps
Deadlift: 315 for reps
OHP: 80 for reps
C&J: 155 for not that many reps

Shouldn't this be higher? My form must be a little off.

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No longer natty :( Cornellian loading! on Wednesday (11/28) at 3:28pm No. 40571

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Shit Ezra Hub, I took creatine today and now I'm feeling really guilty about being no longer natty. I feel worse than I thought that albuterol guy would when he did drugs and now I know I have sunk just as low.

I promised myself I would never use performance enhancing drugs again and would stay natty… threw the creatine away and will never buy it again. Am I forever not-natty now because I did creatine once? Poppycock, I feel so god damn guilty…

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Motivation Az Shavershian loading! on Wednesday (11/28) at 11:29pm No. 40671

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Alright, it's time to talk one-on-one with everyone here. Listen carefully brahs, this is the revolution.

Everybody asks me, "What the poppycock is Zyzz about, what the poppycock is with those videos, cunt? You're poppycocking up yourself cunt." It's a poppycocking act, there is no Zyzz.

You mirin', brah? Well I'll give you more reason to mire now brah. It's poppycocking Zyzz, brah.

Everyone has a little bit of Zyzz in them. Every poppycocking cunt out there, you're a sick cunt if you wanna be brah. Stop being a poppycocking sad cunt, alright? Go out, get bitches, be a poppycocking sick cunt like Zyzz brah. That's what we poppycocking do cunt. That's what we do in this shit, bro. You wanna be a poppycocking little sad cunt? Poppycock that shit, bro. Every little poppycockin hater's gonna hate, brah. You'll never be like Zyzz, brah, cause I'm a poppycocking sick cunt, mate. I'm the poppycocking sickest cunt mate.

Every one of us has a little bit of Zyzz in us, you just don't know it yet. You're sitting here going, "Who the poppycock is this poppycocking fratstar?" Well, you're probably right. But I'm poppycocking shredded brah, yeah cunt. Cuz at tFull post not shown.

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Cornellian loading! on Wednesday (11/28) at 5:08pm No. 40611

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Apparently some delinquents in my residence dorm broke some things, so now I have to pay.

>We were unable to identify the responsible parties that broke the sign, so as mentioned in previous e-mails, the cost of the repair is going to be treated as common area damage. The cost of parts and labor to repair the window will be split among the people who were living on the floor. The repairs are now complete and the total cost was $150.00. This cost will be divided among you at approximately $1.11 per person. This charge will be added to your bursar bill.

What the hell? Personally, I think this sort of penal system is unfair and outdated. Also, whoever did it probably deserves to be expelled (not for the damage, but for the dishonesty).

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Big Bang Theory: The Worst Show on TV Cornellian loading! on Thursday (07/05) at 7:45pm No. 25366

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ITT: we talk about how big bang theory is the poppycocking worst show on television

>unfunny jokes that are supposed to be "hilariously nerdy" but just sound retarded to educated people
>entire show populated with losers
>omg one hot girl let's hit on her (tired trope)
>everyone is beta as poppycock
>terrible fashion sense
>pathetic laugh track to try to make the jokes funny

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BBQ in Ithaca? Cornellian loading! on Tuesday (11/27) at 11:26pm No. 40494

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Are there any good BBQ places in Ithaca? I'm looking for a huge plate of ribs and brisket.

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Why isn't life fair? Cornellian loading! on Friday (11/23) at 4:05pm No. 40069

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http://goo.gl/35jdE

>tfw you want to poppycock a hot black guy, but don't know any at Cornell

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ALBY Cornellian loading! on Tuesday (11/27) at 8:47am No. 40372

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Just took my first dose of Albuterol. Did 4mg, going to up to 8mg later in the week if all goes well.

Will update ITT on sides, since I know a few of you lifters were interested


>tfw no longer natty
>mfw I took the pill

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OFFICIAL petition to get teagle to bump tupac hard as poppycock POWER THREAD Ronnie Coleman loading! on Tuesday (11/27) at 8:02pm No. 40418

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http://www.change.org/petitions/cornell-fitness-centers-play-tupac-music-at-a-high-volume-downstairs-in-teagle

WE NEED BETTER MUSIC AT THE CORNELL GYMS. WE'RE TIRED OF FRATSTAR GIRLY SHIT IN A GYM THAT IS 99% MALE. Let them play Taylor Swift in Noyes but keep Teagle hard as poppycock and bumping tupac all day. Plz.

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Dear Princess of Ezra Hub Prince of Ezra Hub !SHjzCSZsqE loading! on Monday (11/26) at 4:42pm No. 40286

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Oh princess
Your guns I'm 'mirin'
Your buns I'm desirin'
You could be my qt3.14
We are in love don't deny
I want to clap them cheeks
Please reply
Are you an archaeologist?

Pls respond

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