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why are there so many college-age douchebags who listen to techno music really loud all day even in the morning and think they're the shit?

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porch collapse lol Cornellian loading! No. 30641
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Dear Tenants:

On Sunday night, the first floor front porch of 208 Williams Street collapsed.  You may have already been aware of this incident.  I am writing to further inform you of what happened.

Since the time we were informed of the problem on Monday morning, we have had a structural expert evaluate the collapsed porch.  It was determined that the porch was structurally sound and that the cause of the collapse was "weight overload."  All of the lumber and supporting structure were inspected and there was no evidence of rot or decay.  In fact, the fractures of the floor joists splintered in a fashion which is indicative of overstress from excessive weight.

From many eyewitness reports, we have ascertained that there were an extreme number of people, with estimates of as many as 50 people, "crammed shoulder to shoulder" on this 12 ft. x 12 ft. porch.

We have just completed a high quality, major renovation of this house.  It was fully gutted, and  the floor plan was reconfigured, which included major structural reinforcement.  A new heat, plumbing and electrical system were installed.  All new fixtures, furniture and carpet were also iFull post not shown.


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"From within the United States, 29.1 percent of the freshman class is from New York state"

-From Cornell Chronicle article


Does anyone else find it poppycocking ridiculous that over a quarter of students come from 1 state? That's more along the lines of a state university wtf. "Attract the best and the brightest" my ass - when so much preference is given to NYS residents"

Thank you ILR, HumEc, and Ag for skewing the statistics with your 50% from Long Island composition.

Protip: if in the future, your child is dumb or hate studying, just move to NY and make him ED to ILR. At least he can still go to an Ivy.


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Hö Hö! Zeit für hefeweizen! Cornellian loading! No. 29601
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What are you drinking tonight Ezra Hub?

Pic related, the one hefe that started it all :)


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Asian Masculinity Cornellian loading! No. 30129
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What the shit is wrong with Asian masculinity? Girliest fratstars ever who act really really tough but have boyish faces and really weird style… are we actually supposed to think this is masculine?

I get the cultural differences thing but usually masculinity is pretty similar… EXCEPT here.

the poppycock is this shit, video related


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If posting is %100 anonymous then how do you know the percentage of girls vs guys posting?


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Legs of Ezra Hub Cornellian loading! No. 41092
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>this leg shit that suddenly cropped up today

Oh god, my sides have 404'd. Someone please add another one, my day would be made.


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#textingproblems Cornellian loading! No. 41066
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>it's been an hour and he hasn't responded to my text yet

If a guy is interested in you is there always a reason for him to reply promptly, or could he still be interested in me but just be slow at responding or busy with something???

Help!!! I don't want to get hurt.


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Dear prefrosh, CORNELL SUCKS DON'T COME HERE


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Desktop thread Richard Motherfucking Stallman loading! No. 29056
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No time for love people.


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time for tight 2016 pussy Cornellian loading! No. 40978
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That feel when I'm carefully trimming my pubes and ballsack hair in preparation for pounding some fresh, wet 2016 pussy tonight at Phi Delt. Gonna poppycock that little girl til the sun goes up.

What did you do this Friday afternoon, Ezra Hub?


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Book Swap Website Cornellian loading! No. 41011
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Should we recruit this phaggot to pool his textbook swap with Ezra Hub and make it popular for him? His website will die hard without the initial bump of users using it.

cornellbookswap.com
https://www.facebook.com/ashtond

Report in on whether this kid is cool, if we should work with him/help out his autist site design and support selling/swapping books at Cornell.


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Geoff!7IrAaz1UGY loading! No. 40956
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Introducing: Jeff Seidious

>le empire is mine face





this is ezrahub OC


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Did anyone see the MAE 3780 battle bots thing in Duffield today? Bots were pretty cool,but why were all the engineers that competed such weaboo dyel fratstars?

Look at this… holy poppycock these guys weren't even asian.


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Upperclass Housing Cornellian loading! No. 40849
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I'm a sophomore transfer trying to figure out what to do about housing next year. I would rush, but I'm going to be out of the country for most of January, including rush week. Anyone have any ideas/advice for places to live outside of the Greek life?


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Heypalestiniantardspoppycockyou Cornellian loading! No. 40934
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Attempted murder. Look it up.

I don't know if it's worse that the new majority in this country and the world is like you on this issue or like your dumb asses on the whole taking your productive citizen's capital/time/lives and then royally poppycocking up your country issue.

Where is your concern for the Syrian majority? Or everyone the poppycock else? People who think they are for "social justice" and yet don't know anything at all about history and what the word justice actually means. The sad fact about all of us humans is the vast majority's (2 standard deviations) complete inability to have a unique thought. You get fed nonsense by sources you should be questioning and you quickly believe it because it is easy to. I think the key thing you can't get over is your white privilege and the guilt that eats you up over it. The Europeans are literally caving in on themselves because they can't get over it, and those that are fighting back against unrestricted immigration and government spending that are destroying their countries are derided as racists, xenophobes, and evil rich folk.

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Israel OKs 3000 more settler homes in occupied territories Cornellian loading! No. 40952
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…while insisting that there be "no preconditions" to resuming direct peace talks. Yet another childish temper tantrum by the spolied, entitled child of the United States. And yet, despite this direct provocation, they still wonder why people fire rockets at them? Absolutely ridiculous. Pic related, it's Israeli settlers destroying Palestinian livelihoods by burning down an olive tree orchard. Over 870 Palestinian-owned olive trees were destroyed by Israeli settlers during the first week of harvest this year.

"Israel, I learn from my colleague Ethan Bronner, has a preferred metaphor for its repetitive security operations: 'Cutting the grass,' as in 'a task that must be performed regularly and has no end.' But of course bombing Gaza is potent fertilizer to the grasses of hatred. " - Roger Cohen, NYT columnist

http://imeu.net/news/article0022250.shtml


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IT'S OVER, CLASSES ARE FINISHED Cornellian loading! No. 40958
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That's it for Fall 2012. Ezra Hub, what were your favorite and least favorite classes?


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liftgirls at teagle Cornellian loading! No. 40973
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>tfw I am at teagle
>tfw I am squatting big, over 3plate
>tfw this short built girl comes up next to me and says "hey can i work in sets"
>"o-o-okay"
>mfw she walks up under the same weight i was doing and starts repping it angus to the floor
>mfw i am miring the insane power in her thick, tight, glutes and can see her thong and angus crack when she goes to the bottom through her leggings
>spaghetti starts to fall out the pockets i don't even have in my shorts
>she finishes the set and re-racks the weight
>"y-your turn anon"
>"y-you too"

Poppycock, I didn't get her number but even though this chick is huge (not fat, just poppycocking huge) and not really my type I would poppycock her solely based on her insanely impressive lifts and muscular ass. Her ass could crush my dick. Fuaaaaarrrk. Mirin.


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Name and Shame the Liars DoesntLikeLiars loading! No. 40947
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http://cornellsun.com/section/news/content/2012/11/29/cornell-police-report-attempted-rape-campus-was-false

Let's name the liars. Lying about rape should have the same punishment as rape. As with all false accusations. If you try to have somebody's life destroyed, your life deserves to be destroyed.

Write there names and how they lied. Did they lie to CUPD? Or just to their sorority sisters? Did they accuse somebody? Or claim not to know who? From attention whores to life destroyers, let's document them so we know who to avoid.

Lying about rape makes rape less horrific and hurts other rape victims. You're attention whoring and inability to admit to mommy and daddy that you were a one night stand makes others not believe the stories of REAL rape victims.


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Geoff!7IrAaz1UGY loading! No. 40953
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>le classes are over face


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Potential poppycock, rate her Cornellian loading! No. 40875
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Rate this girl out of 10 Ezra Hub. She messaged me on FB and almost positive she wants to poppycock.

Would you poppycock her, criticism, etc.?


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When you see it….


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Dumbass haters Cornellian loading! No. 40760
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Who are the dumb phucks who still think it's super badass to attack the mods and admin?

This came up a while ago. Looks like they are struggling with their finals or whatever and are back again. The website is pretty cool, is free for us to use and most of us like using it.

Go back to your mom's basement and whine about something else. You should be asked to leave this campus and then shot for your shitty negative attitude.


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The rape report was fake? What... Cornellian loading! No. 40924
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THE GIRL WHO CRIED RAPE ON THE BRIDGE BETWEEN THE ENGINEERING QUAD AND CTOWN MADE IT ALL UP! (According to Kathy Zoner)

http://cornellsun.com/section/news/content/2012/11/29/cornell-police-report-attempted-rape-campus-was-false

Wowwwwww, why the hell would she go into that much detail to report a rape that didn't happen… And she didn't even blame anyone? Does this seem weird to anyone else? KATHY ZONER IS LYING


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A getting pregnant fetish? Cornellian loading! No. 40845
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>Having sex with gf
>She begs me to cum inside her
>I say no
>mfw she grabs my ass and tightens her legs around me
>I try to release her grip
>approaching orgasm.. she now holds me with her arms too
>forced to cum inside her no condom
>mfw she smiled and said she was happy that my cum was all deep inside of her
>mfw she is on birth control and it won't do anything but she has a getting pregnant fetish


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Real men do real drugs Cornellian loading! No. 40852
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I love how so many people on here are addicted to weed and thing it is the coolest poppycocking drug when it barely does shit except make you stupid, smell like shit and a deadbeat. Where are all the people that are doing real drugs on campus? LSD, legit awesome shit, coke, MDMA, etc.

ITT: potheads are fratstars, real men do real drugs. Pot is the unemployment line of the drug workforce. Where are the real drugs?


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we 15K now Cornellian loading! No. 40897
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WE RICH NOW

>Title: ezrahub.com
>Estimated Worth: $ 15,420.00.

Time to throw a poppycocking huge party, guys.


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Your fav pr0n Cornellian loading! No. 40791
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so ladies and fratstars, what's your winning combo for some solo poppycocking time?

my vote is for anything amateur (esp mmf or lesbo) and bdsm. sometimes it's just more fun to do it yourself.


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gay rushing hihihidfsaf loading! No. 40062
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so what is it like to rush if you're gay… will it be harder to get into any houses?


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