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Cornellian loading! No. 32594
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What happens if you if you charged with possession of marijuana on campus?

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The Administration is Poppycocking Retarded (Partying in Ctown) Cornellian loading! No. 30975
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Wow, the administration is retarded. Did they SERIOUSLY think freshman wouldn't go get poppycocking wasted in Ctown and things would be more dangerous than ever. Way to prove the Greek system right, dumbasses.

From the Stun:

One year after the University ramped up efforts to prevent freshmen from attending fraternity events with alcohol, a predominant trend during Orientation Week remains: A large number of students, including freshmen, are flocking to parties held by Greek chapters at Collegetown apartments and annexes.

“There were freshmen in Collegetown. I’m not sure if some houses felt they could get away with it, or that we wouldn’t know about it,” Interfraternity Council President Chris Sanders ’13 said. “But these chapters run the risk of being found in violation of University rules. They know that if something happens, they will be held responsible.”

Fraternities are prohibited from hosting unregistered events and from inviting freshmen to parties where drinking occurs. Contact between freshmen and individual Greek chapters is supposed to be eliminated entirely during the first quarter of the GreFull post not shown.

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Pigs on Campus Rd. and Central Ave Cornellian loading! No. 32675
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Anybody else calling shenanigans on this bullshit? Didn't get ticketed myself but saw the unfortunate many who did (it becomes exceptionally gay when they write kids up who were in the middle of the crosswalk as the timer expires).

Anyways, I have the strongest urge in the world to race those poppycockers. My 100m time back in high school was 12.4s, and my 400m was a sub 54. Anybody wanna chance me?

And to all of you guys who are actually fast, please consider trolling the shit out of these poppycocks for Cornell. Because you're the hero our school deserves.

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Fucking TakeNote Veruca Salt loading! No. 32609
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Maybe I'm just stupid, but does anyone know a way around the printing barrier for online TakeNote? First prelim this week, and I'd really like to have a hard copy!

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FIFA 13 SolidLikeIronMan!WCt/tgm/mk loading! No. 32436
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Oh you don't have it?

You ain't got EA Sports Season Pass nigga?

You ain't got three days early access nigga?

Mods need to update the 500 word + post quality metre to "Hey BGFE, FIFA 13 tonight?" because this nigga has it. Even uploaded my Game Face for my pro character. Hell yeah.

Get at me. XBOX 360 gamertag MOAR OBAMA PLZ.

The soundtrack is dope too.

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easy as phuck science classes FIJI loading! No. 30191
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Lettuce be real tea…I want to do the least amount of work possible for my last science requirement, while still getting a B or an A. This class should be as easy as, or easier, than phuck. Can you, holy neckbeards of ezrahub advise me on what class to pick?

I have already done two easy as phuck classes, so the more you list, the better for me, and the more all the neckbeard lurkers can learn.

Thanks phuckers,
-fiji brother

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RAGER TONIGHT Cornellian loading! No. 41149
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Admin's house.
Everyone is going to be there.
The Princess.
The Queen.
The Racist Spammer
BGFE
and SOLIDLIKEIRONMAN

Go and admire Admin's Xmas Cactus

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Vince Wilfork loading! No. 41347
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>and there's vince delivering the football to his wife… now that's how you stay happy married for a long time
>and if he doesn't buy her anything big for christmas, it'll be alright

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all of my gym RAGE Cornellian loading! No. 35622
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>shit like this at the gym

Saw some Asian dyel fratstar patting his bros on the back after like 1 rep struggling to curl 30 leaning way back and everything, he leaves his DBs on the floor like this doesn't even re-rack then and goes to bench like 75

DO YOU EVEN LIFT? FUARK

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Flying to Cornell and Back SoCal loading! No. 29737
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Hey everybody. This is for all the Cornellians who reside on the West Coast. I''m an incoming student from Los Angeles and I was wondering how hard it is for you all to fly from Cornell to Cali and vice versa?

1. Do you put your stuff in storage at the end of the year?
2. Do you fly in from Syracuse? Which airline do you usually use (cheapest)?

Overall, I just want to know if you feel like it's a big hassle.

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PARTY THREAD 11/30-12/1 Cornellian loading! No. 40963
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Classes are over, where the parties at?

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Cornellian loading! No. 40990
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Hey hubizens, let's start a friendly neighborhood discussion about the best places on campus to take a piss or a nice shit.

I, like many of my fellow Cornellians, enjoy when a bathroom has a certain calm ambiance. For example, a low traffic, and somewhat removed bathroom. I wouldn't mind if there are some aesthetically pleasing aspects of the bathroom itself.

So please, help a friend out, and let's compile a serious list of the best bathrooms on campus. Shit on, my friends, shit on.

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Cornellian loading! No. 41231
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42000 get



BOOYAAA


So this thread doesn't get deleted, what do you guys think Guy Fieri should cook next? He'll probably be browsing ezrahub tomorrow. I'm thinking something christmas themed. Maybe Guy fieri sugar cookies and a guy fieri gingerbread house (with drive in diner)

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Religion Cornellian loading! No. 30624
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What's up with the whole religion BBQ yesterday? I never thought Cornell would be full of superstitious nutters.



Every sensible man, every honourable man, must hold the Christian sect in horror.
-Voltaire

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Cornellian loading! No. 36791
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You are now aware that at the rate we post, threads last about 4 months before they are wiped forever off the end of page 50.

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Cornellian loading! No. 32903
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poppycock the future

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Biochemistry... One semester or two semesters? Cornellian loading! No. 28512
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Hey all - quick question, so hold off on the circle-jerking for a minute. I am pre-dental.

BioMG 3310-3320 (Two semester sequence)

or

BioMG 3350 (One semester sequence, Spring Only)

Which one should I take? Most dental schools only need one one semester. Should I be an overachieving asshole and take two semesters, or should I do the bare minimum?

That aside, which one is easier? (Don't act like this doesn't matter)

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Limoncello A Mod loading! No. 30259
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HA HA! Time for limoncello!

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Your dream FFM threesome with Cornell students Cornellian loading! No. 35921
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>Susan Langer
>Erica Barnell

/thread

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Deterioration of the Board SolidLikeIronMan!WCt/tgm/mk loading! No. 35597
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Okay guys.

Since EzraHub's consuming demographics have shifted notably over the course of the past year, the content being presented has shifted somewhat. I'm cool with that. I like reading gym threads and I'm not overly bothered by sorority threads. At

But the atrophy that has occurred on these boards over the course of the past month or so is almost sublime in its all-consuming vapidity.

Let's look at the top threads: unattractive Cornell Dems (rife with trolls), practicing with fat chicks (probably a troll thread), a feeble attempt at slut shaming (probably by some butthurt freshman dude who asked that *same* girl to dance and got laughed at), a graffiti thread (probably the least cancerous of any on the front page), a dead party thread, dis girlz maad (full with trolls), an anti-Obama troll thread, and a metrosexual troll thread.

Just about all of this site is cancer as it stands right now.

I'm all for the free market of ideas and all that. But if this shit is seriously the best Cornell can do…then shit. That's poppycocking depressing.

Lurkers, lurk a tad less. There are some good attempts out there to encourage noFull post not shown.

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EATS Cornellian loading! No. 31977
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Having two peanut butter, nutella and concord grape jelly sandwiches right now.

U mirin this post-dinner carbs action Ezra Hub?

Feels good. What are you guys eating?

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Best friend turning into a fratstar, need intervention Cornellian loading! No. 36154
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How do I convince my best friend to stop deteriorating into a neckbeard and return to his formerly bro-tier ways?

Before:
>cool as poppycock
>liked fast cars, sexy women, cracked good jokes
>always chillin with the bros, having a good time, doing fun stuff, liked good music, good booze

Now:
>lives in collegetown with me but lurks on poppycocking west campus or duffield/similar all day long
>only hangs out with girlfriend (first girl he got laid with at Cornell, been with her since) or his new neckbeard (they are actually neckbeards) friends that he is living with next year
>his new friends are total sperg lords that i can't relate to at all, one is mute, they are all engineers, they show up to parties in cornell engineering shirts, POPPYCOCK
>says he is working all day long on engineer shit + problem sets or whatever, doesn't have time for anything even on friday or saturday nights (i know he is actually studying too)
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SA Diversity bullshit Cornellian loading! No. 36121
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>One such student was Ulysses Smith ’13, the newly-elected S.A. vice president for diversity and inclusion. Smith, who is African American, described a recent incident when he was confronted by a group of white men “obviously coming home from a crazy night in Collegetown.”

>“They said to me, ‘Smile next time, so we can see you better in the dark,’” Smith said.

Anyone to to this? Stun link: http://cornellsun.com/section/news/content/2012/10/25/illuminating-night-cornell-community-unites-against-bias-assaults

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'mirin stories you've had Cornellian loading! No. 32261
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'mirin stories general—I'll start us off

>be student-teacher
>always wear dapper long-sleeve dress shirts
>wear short sleeves today for the first time
>girl walked in to first class, took one look, became extremely flustered
>another student-teacher comes in (female), looks me up and down
>third hour: "Dang, Mr. Hubizen, I guess I never noticed you're pretty buff!" Nods all around
>walking to lunch, two girls behind me talkin about my ass and daring eachother to grab it
>fifth hour, fellas outright 'mirin tellin me to be careful everytime I touch anything and callin me Hulk
>last hour, girls flirting hardcore and givin me the poppycock-me-eyes, making bodybuilder poses when they think I'm not lookin

T-thanks gym time

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Cornellian loading! No. 32308
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>go to library to do homework
>head over to computers to get started, there is only one computer available
>sit down at open computer, turn monitor on
>windows autoplay pops up… apple iphone what would you like to do
>don't have an iphone, what the poppycock
>look around, girl next to me has her iphone with her
>plugged into my computer instead of hers to charge it or something
>click browse file system, go to photos
>nude self shots everywhere, video of her masturbating etc.
>saving all this shit on the hard drive at the speed of light

Well today turned out pretty well.

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Cornellian loading! No. 36335
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>email psych TA asking when i can turn in the homework this afternoon
>she wants to poppycock

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Cornellian loading! No. 36333
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Does anyone know how many times you can get JO'd ? Is there a limit before you get suspended or expelled?

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Masturbating Cornellian loading! No. 30410
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>try desperately to stop masturbating because it's a disgusting habit that I can't control
>can't stop doing it, urge always comes
>think really hard about why beyond that i lack discipline and can't stop
>feel frustrated that i can't stop because i usually consider myself a principled man
>tfw i realise it's the only thing in my life that feels good

Anyone else thought about this? Struggled with it? Succeeded in cutting down? Love to hear your thoughts.

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Greedy Collegetown Slumlords on College Ave. Cornellian loading! No. 30340
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Who are the poppycocking greedy landlords who own the old CTP building, the old Kraftees buiding and the old Green Cafe building right on the 400 block of College Ave? That's poppycocking prime real-estate and yet they've let them go vacant for long as poppycock. The green cafe building has been empty for years. What the poppycock are they waiting for? Is nobody taking it because the rent is too high or what? Collegetown looks dilapidated now because we have three empty buildings right in the middle of Ctown.. what the hell?

Does anyone have an info about this or seriously what the poppycock. I can't stand collegetown landlords.

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On-Campus Employment Pathetic Cornellian loading! No. 30147
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Incoming sophomore transfer here. What are the best on-campus jobs in terms of flexibility / pay / ability to do work while on the clock? I'd like to have a paycheck while I'm at school but I'm a little concerned about over-committing myself, considering Cornell's infamous workload and my tendency to procrastinate. Anyone have any suggestions?

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