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Ezra Hub Developer loading! on Monday (12/03) at 8:03pm No. 41550

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In other news…. CIT has blocked requests to port 80 (HTTP) on all campus RedRover connections. Implications of this:

>no student can be allowed to have a HTTP server using RedRover anymore!

What the poppycock, why have we not protested this??? This will kill innovation in the student body. Poppycock their shit. POPPYCOCK YOU CIT. Try it yourself: http://www.canyouseeme.org/

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OFFICIAL top ten female turnoffs POWER RANKINGS Cornellian loading! on Saturday (12/01) at 5:20pm No. 41073

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1. not confident/is insecure
2. poor hygiene or grooming
3. does drugs like pot or cigarettes
4. is too clingy, calls/texts too often
5. no manners/is rude
6. not outgoing or fun, bores me
7. talking about his ex
8. too much swearing
9. being arrogant
10. wants sex too much or dirty things

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Cornell's administration is bullshit Cornellian loading! on Monday (12/03) at 12:22pm No. 41515

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How Cornell "manages" problems when actually doing jack shit 101:

>University Counsel have directed the formation of a conflicts advisory panel to recommend to President Skorton a conflicts management plan for the Dean of Weill Cornell Medical College,” a statement from John Rodgers, director of communications for Weill, stated. “This process is consistent with the University and Medical College conflicts management policies.”

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Grass in Olin Cornellian loading! on Sunday (12/02) at 4:41pm No. 41398

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'Mirin' this grass Ezra Hub? Cool exhibit in Olin library right now.

Check it out.

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weirdest dream Cornellian loading! on Monday (12/03) at 4:09pm No. 41521

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I had the weirdest ever dream last night Ezra Hub:

>I was on a tour or something with my friend and we went to Lou Ferrigno's house and he was showing us how he lifts and how to get big, and he fed us steak and we sat down and ate dinner at his house and then left, and when we got outside Lee Priest was outside and he was skinny as dyel as poppycock now, and so short, and he kept telling us in his australian accent about the tales of his life, and then took us down to a waterfront where he was making this machine with an engine powered by coal like a old train.. and then there was this old fisherman's wharf next to it that was burning down,and lou ferrigno was walking in there and taking the wood and putting it into the coal engine for some reason, then I woke up.

Weirdest dream ever

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Cornellian loading! on Monday (12/03) at 11:59am No. 41514

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do you have the kangaroo laptop from uris? yeah, you should really bring that back. you should really bring that back right now.

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Cornellian loading! on Sunday (12/02) at 2:30am No. 41261

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To the guy spamming the board and bumping old threads:


>Santa will be bringing you a rope and a stool for Christmas. Use those two items wisely.

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Dumb chick complains about avicii Cornellian loading! on Wednesday (09/26) at 10:16am No. 32678

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Dumb geed writes a column complaining that avicii was too good of a concert for her and her library-dwelling CCC dweebs.

Do we seriously have these people at Cornell? Go back to UChicago

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Geoffry!7IrAaz1UGY loading! on Sunday (12/02) at 12:51pm No. 41307

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>8mg Albuterol pill

>oh dear

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Cornellian loading! on Monday (12/03) at 4:57am No. 41506

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BETA PRIDE! BETA AS POPPYCOCK! BETA PRIDE - ALL DAY, ALL THE WAY!

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Cornellian loading! on Sunday (12/02) at 12:38pm No. 41296

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How poppycocking retarded is this guy and the house GOP right now? Prepare to get ass poppycocked by taxes because of this asshole and his GOP cronies.

>offer no solutions
>just got trounced in the elections, we lame duck now
>whine and complain all day
>huuurrr absolutely no progress

They're gonna get poppycocked if we hit the "fiscal cliff", because most Americans blame them not Obama. That job approval rating…

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end of night embrace... Cornellian loading! on Sunday (12/02) at 11:53am No. 41289

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>be me
>walking this girl back to her house from Collegetown
>have a really good conversation
>she's laughing and smiling
>"Ok my street's down there, so I guess I'll see you later"
>"okay I'll see you l-later"
>loosely tap her arm with my palm and say bye
>dat awkward side hug

why am I such a beta, I was trying to give her a hug but my aspie instincts made me back away. Poppycock this gay earth

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Christmas Cactus Thread Cornellian loading! on Saturday (12/01) at 6:23pm No. 41107 Thread Locked

Christmas cactus thread. ITT: post pics of the GOAT plant.

>maximum hardiness
>aesthetic waxy cuticle
>based low cost
>minimal sunlight needs

Why don't you have a christmas cactus?

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decent girls dating ugly manlets Cornellian loading! on Saturday (12/01) at 5:11pm No. 41068

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Why do decently attractive girls date manlet guys shorter than them who are also way less attractive than them?

>it's because they got poppycocked and chucked by better guys
>they have no self esteem
>they want some seriously beta guy to be their pet and do whatever they want because they know he can't get better
>because the short ugly manlet guy has a lot of money

What do you think?

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Cornellian loading! on Thursday (09/20) at 6:04pm No. 32354

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Awkward technology stories, Ill start.

>Be last year
>Take psych class
>Discussing lucidity of dreams
>TA asks, "For those of you who experience these, share one of your triggers you remember."
>Raise hand quickly
>Well, I dreamed I got a free 1gb SSD in the mail, and when I looked on the side, it said "1gb = 100 megabytes" and thats how i knew i was asleep

>Classroom awkward silence.
>poppycockme.jpg

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Leg of an admin Cornellian loading! on Saturday (12/01) at 5:41pm No. 41082

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Leg of an admin

Strong yet gentle, soft yet masculine
Calf and thigh join in an aesthetic embrace
My tongue yearns to explore the curves and ridges of your most cherished limb

Delicate toes, perfectly pointed
Balance the arch of your soft foot
I envy the sock given privilege to caress such an angelic appendage

This is now a forced meme on Ezra Hub.

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Cornell needs to get its shit together Cornellian loading! on Sunday (12/02) at 5:17am No. 41266

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>>U.S. News and World Report released its annual set of rankings in September, 2012, ranking Cornell 15th among the nation's top universities for the fourth straight year. The ranking is a significant setback for the University's administration, which in its 2010-2015 Strategic Plan identified its "overarching aspiration" to make Cornell "widely recognized as a top-ten research university in the world."

>>“If we’re not perceived to be in the top-ten, then the quality of students will decline, the quality of faculty will decline, and the resources [going] to the institution will decline,” Provost Kent Fuchs told The Sun in October 2010.

Lets face it - we are without a doubt, the worst Ivy. Of course, this is still pretty good, being the worst of the "best" schools in the country. Question is - rank matters. How will we be able to attrack applicants otherwise? Skorton needs to realize that PR is everything, and ranking play a large role in how applicants view a university.

Question is, how to we fix this. What can Cornell do to improve?

Serious suggestions only/pleFull post not shown.

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Cornellian loading! on Sunday (12/02) at 6:04pm No. 41415

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Poppycock poppycocking Drupal. Poppycock their shit. I will never use your piece of shit CMS to develop ever poppycocking again. Most miserable poppycocking shit experience ever.

Poppycock you Drupal

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Leg of a princess Cornellian loading! on Friday (11/30) at 9:48pm No. 41016

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Leg of a princess

Soft yet firm, gentle yet strong
Calf and foot join in a flawless ankle
My tongue yearns to explore the curves and ridges of your most cherished limb

Delicate toes, perfectly pointed
Balance the arch of your sweet foot
I envy the sock given privilege to caress such an angelic appendage

But ye, what is this?
A bandage mars your heel!
What possible affront to Aphrodite would allow such blemish to this pinnacle of aesthetic elegance

But nay, I have spoken in haste
And, benighted, have forgotten that in imperfection, lies true beauty
As surely as in my breeches, lies my rigid, throbbing member

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Desks, desks, desks Cornellian loading! on Sunday (12/02) at 12:58pm No. 41312

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What's your desk look like, Ezra Hub? Do you have some nice speakers, maybe a cool monitor? Are you a neckbear with a desktop PC? Is your desk wood, metal or glass (or other material)> How have you decorated it? How is the location? How is the chair?

ITT: desk aesthetics, pic related: my modest offering

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Halloweekend Cornellian loading! on Sunday (09/23) at 6:34pm No. 32485

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When is Halloweekend this year?

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Redditors talk about frats Cornellian loading! on Friday (09/14) at 10:44pm No. 31989

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Buttannihilated sperg lord engineers on Reddit talk about Greek life at Cornell..

http://www.reddit.com/r/Cornell/comments/zsrrz/help_with_frats/

Oh god.. this is entertainment.

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Time for Rape Cornellian loading! on Tuesday (09/25) at 3:18pm No. 32598

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http://cornellsun.com/section/news/content/2012/09/25/cornell-police-no-arrests-reported-rape-case

So basically the Cornell police are so incompetent you can brutally rape a girl in the middle of campus and get away with it. Sweet.

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I tattled on someone for cheating during my ethics exam Cornellian loading! on Wednesday (09/26) at 3:55pm No. 32703

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I'm in my fifth year at engineering school. I've seen my fair share of cheating. I've never told on anyone because I figure that maybe it's their first time and they'll feel really bad about it and never do it again or if they do continue to make those choices, they will get what is coming to them soon enough. I generally look down on people who tattle on others for cheating, which is why I feel so bad.

My ethics professor sends us typed notes after every class that include summaries on the assigned readings. We've had two tests and one short paper. All the tests have been open book.

This morning I arrived early to the exam. There was a girl who had the audacity to bring half sheets of typed notes and sit in front of people in our class and put them in her book to use during the exam. After the professor handed out the exams, I handed the professor a note that told what the girl did.

If I had known the girl personally, I would have gone to her and asked her to turn herself in. I don't know her, so I was a little bitch and tattled.

I've never sexually violated anyone, but I still feel like a douchebag.

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ILR loading! on Wednesday (09/26) at 1:23pm No. 32691

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>Actor, Activist Danny Glover Speaks at Cornell's ILR

U jelly?

http://www.ithaca.com/news/east/article_3499fd42-0784-11e2-9c80-0019bb2963f4.html

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Bulking General Cornellian loading! on Tuesday (09/25) at 5:14am No. 32588

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Anyone else on Ezra Hub bulking or going up in weight for fitness?

>wake up, stuff food in mouth, dem calories, dat protein, dat whole milk, must eat for massive gains
>go to class, work hard
>goal 3100 kcal/day, 155g protein/day
>deadlift, squatz, bench, OHP
>more food, dat whole milk (most people don't appreciate how much work it actually is to eat this much)

Dyel engineers need not apply. Making progress gradually, gained 5lb already mostly muscle, better aesthetics, feels good man. Goal to ottermode 175kg. Pic related, maximum aesthetics.

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