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Physics 1201 - Why the Sky is Blue Pathetic Cornellian loading! on Wednesday (12/05) at 3:34pm No. 41843

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Does anyone know a way to find students who have taken certain class before to discuss how to do well on problem sets and exams? I'm in Physics 1201 - Why the Sky is Blue (I know, a joke for most students) and I'm a little worried about the format of the final exam. I'm new to Cornell - anyone have an recommendations on where to talk to past students? Or should I just man up and study the textbook?

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Cornellian loading! on Wednesday (12/05) at 5:07pm No. 41882

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>tfw Exam in two hours
>tfw nervous
>tfw stomach hurts
>tfw jittery
>tfw want to throw up

>tfw just want these feels to end


hold me, ezrahub

finals feels thread

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Demographic Change for the Worse Cornellian loading! on Wednesday (12/05) at 5:07am No. 41744

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Ezra Hub - Women's Issues, Slutty Liberal College Women and Douchebags Who Lift Weights

What happened with this demographic change on Ezra Hub and why are women especially taking over our board with their shit? Where are the intelligent elite 2300+ SAT engineers like me and the guys who used to be here posting about porn videos, making fun of ILR and laughing at women? Poppycock, I hate how we have let stupid chicks turn this place into a sea of estrogen bullshit. I'm not just gonna sit here and take it while dumb slut women like the sorority bitches I see with their pussies hanging out walking across west take over this board. I can't believe what happened.

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;) Cornellian loading! on Friday (09/21) at 1:20am No. 32372

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What would Ezra Hub do to me?

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is this real life Cornellian loading! on Friday (08/17) at 1:06am No. 30453

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There's some really slutty girl sleeping on the couch in my living room. She wasn't there 10 minute ago and I didn't invite her in. She doesn't live here and I have a studio apartment. I didn't lock my door tonight.

What do I do?

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Cornellian loading! on Tuesday (08/28) at 10:26pm No. 31042

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boy meets girl, girl meets boy. boy and girl date. boy cheats on girl with other girl. girl breaks up with boy. boy is miserable. boy wants to get back together with girl, yet boy is still close friends with girl he cheated on girlfriend with.

how does this make any sense what so poppycocking ever? people have fallen so far in terms of treating each other with respect. quite honestly i think its common decency NOT to cheat on someone, but i could be wrong. thoughts?

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loading! on Tuesday (12/04) at 9:55pm No. 41697

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Just hanging with mah boi Ezra today!

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Boobies :D Cornellian loading! on Thursday (08/16) at 3:09pm No. 30411

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Breast shapes, which one are you? Girls only (unless your breasts are big enough).

There is so much variation out there. I like mine :)

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Fitness Cornellian loading! on Sunday (09/23) at 5:31pm No. 32482

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Any fitness people here? Fitness general.

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BREAKING: Svante Myrick confirms what we already knew: he's a pothead Svante Myrick loading! on Wednesday (12/05) at 1:10am No. 41708

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Svante myrick announced his support for potheads and deadbeat druggie losers on Reddit of all places. Poppycock this guy, I am embarrassed he went to Cornell. Pic related.

Fffffpoppycock, he is an embarrassment of a mayor. Perfect guy for this shit town.

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Fit girls stand up for themselves Cornellian loading! on Wednesday (12/05) at 3:44am No. 41734

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http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/learningtoapologize/im-learning-to-apologise-for-my-metabolism-p
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This is what we need Ezra Hub. A book of athletic women standing up against the fat acceptance movement and all those jealous fat bitches. Poppycock fatties and their excuse bullshit.

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Alphas and Betas Cornellian loading! on Wednesday (12/05) at 2:48am No. 41731

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Cornell is a society with a high reproductive skew. You mad neckbears?

Science says it's so.
>(real from lecture notes given by prof)

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penis size Cornellian loading! on Sunday (11/18) at 4:09pm No. 39572

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>that feel when I just want to jump on and ride a big thick cock at the end of the day and feel it bust all its cum into me
>that feel when the guy i'm hooking up with only has 4 inches and no thickness :(

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How to Win at Goldies Cornellian loading! on Thursday (09/06) at 11:07am No. 31598

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Sick of paying 8 bucks for some tiny little sandwich at Cornell's newest eatery? Well be sick to your stomach no more.

>come to goldies at any crowded time like 12pm, 1pm etc. after classes get out, get a number, order sandwich
>walk away through crowd to go get a table, don't pay
>wait until your number is called, go get sandwich
>?????
>profit!

They really have no idea whatsoever. Done this 5 times in a row and nobody's said a thing. Why would you ever pay? There must be other people who have figured this out too… their method is extremely illogical.

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OrderIthaca Cornellian loading! on Wednesday (12/05) at 1:52am No. 41718

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Just got invited to this other food ordering service OrderIthaca. Has anyone used it? http://orderithaca.com/about

What makes it better than campus food? Looks like sorority girls are promoting it which is weird.. what neckbeard did they get to actually create the site? I am kinda tempt… the actual site is shit made-in-India crap though :( as is most stuff done by people who can't code.

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Based AEM major !!vaYb4n0mE2 loading! on Tuesday (09/25) at 2:04am No. 32585

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Based AEM major on the beat…

A Duffield nigga, that's that shit I don't LIKE, nah
An Upson nigga, that's that shit I don't LIKE, nah
A Hollister nigga, that's that shit I don't LIKE, nah
A Phillips nigga, that's that shit I don't LIKE, nah
A Snee nigga, that's that shit I don't LIKE, nah
Don't like, like, don't like, like
A Hollister nigga, that's that shit i don't LIKE, nah

A nerdy bitch, that's that shit I don't like
I got a ILR bitch, yeah that bitch real tight
We hittin' Rulloff's all day, all night
You smokin' big cock, up down left and right
We got that HR connect, you lookin' upTIGHT
Hit that p set nigga, bet you a white KNIGHT
Pimply nigga, to that party you ain't invite
Butthurt on Ezra Hub nigga, cuz you outta SPITE

SolidLikeIronMan hit me back

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please respond Cornellian loading! on Tuesday (12/04) at 6:49pm No. 41653

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requesting someone make an Ezra hub version of this comic template also what is this template called?

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Not Paying Cornell Parking Tickets - Experience Cornellian loading! on Monday (08/06) at 9:21am No. 29386

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Does anyone have experience just not paying a Cornell parking ticket? I've paid one in the past so they know my license plate number and shit but today I got an absolute B.S. one and I'm considering not paying it. I'm a senior and I'm not donating a penny to this hell-hole so I don't give a poppycock. For those who aren't aware, CU parking tickets aren't your average city ticket, they're $35 a pop.

Today I took an exam and parked in the Willard Straight lot because they closed the Alumni House one (which was closer). Rushing to get to the exam I go to fill up the meter, maximum allowed on the ticket is 2 hours. My exam is two hours long. Fill it up max on my credit card, write a note, leave a couple bucks to fill the extra time in case a meter nazi comes by, head off to exam as fast as I can. Come back, ticket sitting on my windshield for THREE minutes after the time expired. Asshole completely ignored my note. What makes it funnier is there are only two cars in the entire 100 car lot, no reason to turn shit over and the guy is literally waiting there until my meter expires to ticket me. It's the poppycocking summer on a Monday.

Has anyone on Ezra Hub not paid a Full post not shown.

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Cornellian loading! on Monday (12/03) at 7:06pm No. 41539

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Don't be mad, mod. We can still be friends.

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Draft website design Cornellian loading! on Tuesday (12/04) at 1:14am No. 41614

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What do you think of this draft website design, Ezra Hub? This is for my job on campus (develop websites and provide tech consulting for Cornell groups). I would love your comments and critique.

For anyone who is interested, Ezra Hub is the testing ground where we tinker around with new stuff we learn. All of the developers of this site have real paid jobs using similar skills, and Ezra Hub helps us stay sharp! Thanks for being there.

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Compliments Thread Cornellian loading! on Monday (12/03) at 10:17pm No. 41573

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ITT: we compliment other Cornellians anonymously. Names are okay in this thread.

Say something nice or say nothing. Sam Doernberg, you are a nice guy.

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CURIOSITY SUCCESSFULLY LANDS Cornellian loading! on Monday (08/06) at 12:01am No. 29312

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CURIOSITY SUCCESSFULLY LANDED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

POPPYCOCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.nasa.gov/externalflash/mars/curiosity_news3.html
http://www.nasa.gov/externalflash/mars/curiosity_news3.html
http://www.nasa.gov/externalflash/mars/curiosity_news3.html

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TV Show About Cornell FinderOfLolz!ZP7M1VyAGY loading! on Monday (12/03) at 2:52am No. 41505

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So I'm curious if anyone's seen this series. It's a shitty TV show made by Ithaca college kids called "IVY" and takes place on Cornell's campus.

I'm finding this kinda funny for two reasons: its half funny because it shows how butthurt IC kids are for not getting into cornell/how bad they are at writing shit

and half funny and sad because the stereotypes they portray are actually very accurate and I've seen countless examples of people who act pretty much like this (if only the script and actors were better).

So, hubizens, enjoy and discuss if you want to kill time for the lolz

Just watch the first episode by going to
http://www.ictv.org/shows/IVY/watch/
scrolling down, clicking on Fall 2008 and then going to the bottom of the page and clicking on the first episode.

Ivygate made a post about it a while ago: http://www.ivygateblog.com/2008/11/ithaca-colleges-cornell-impression-more-cornell-y-than-real-corneFull post not shown.

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Taking over Dear Uncle Ezra Ezra Hub Developer loading! on Monday (12/03) at 7:42pm No. 41546

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http://cornellsun.com/section/news/content/2012/11/30/dear-uncle-ezra-shuts-down-temporarily-citing-need-adapt-web

Dear Uncle Ezra (http://ezra.cornell.edu/) has died because they don't know shit about the internet and can't answer questions effectively anymore. Should we offer to improve and host their site for free to keep it living? It says they are under construction but I highly doubt that will go anywhere. What do the hubizens think? We could reach out to the guy who writes it now and the creators (Jerry Feist and Steve Worona). Thoughts:

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