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Bartering Cornellian loading! No. 42770
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This kid posted on the facebook page trying to sell a LG 32" HD TV. It goes for $330 before tax on Walmart, and he's offering $190. He needs to sell it by saturday and doesn't seem to have any other interested buyers.

How can i squeeze him for every last penny. Any experienced hagglers in here?

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OFFICIAL New England Patriots vs. Houston Texans GAME THREAD Cornellian loading! No. 42856
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>will t. brady be on his A-game or will he put up a stinker?
>is matt schaub a fratstar?
>will the patriots' secondary actually do anything this time?
>how well will arian foster perform today trying to run through the pats d-line?
>will schaub get wilfork'd?
>how will the pats do without key offensive players lost to injury?

8:30pm on http://www.thefirstrow.eu/watch/158282/1/watch-new-england-patriots-vs-houston-texans.html

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Trexmode... Cornellian loading! No. 42842
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I can progress much faster doing lifts for my legs than I can doing upper body lifts.

How do I avoid trexmode? Pic related. Should I just avoid leg day period until my upper body is comparable?

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Will chewing gum build up my jaw muscles and help me get dat dere masculine jaw line?

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>hey hubizen can I look at the pictures on your cell phone?

How do you react?

Mayan Apocalypse Countdown SolidLikeIronMan!WCt/tgm/mk loading! No. 42759
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>tfw Romo leads game-winning 4th quarter drives in back-to-back weeks
>tfw KC1 takes over for the Skins and ushers them to glorious victory
>tfw 6'6" Eagles stoner throws game-winning touchdown with 1 second on the clock

>tfw Bungles drop 3 Romo INTs and 12 passes
>tfw Norval Turner dismantles the Stillurs
>tfw ELITE ELITE ELITE JOE FLACCO chokes to KC1 in 4th quarter and OT

Let's replace the AFC North with the NFC East and see if anyone notices.

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ezra hub, what is the biggest mistake girls make during blow jobs?

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There's a helicopter flying around Cornell campus… did somebody jump?

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Hi hubizens, I'm back from the best bathrooms thread with a finals-themed question: what are your favorite places to study? Secluded/populated, loud/silent as the grave….give me your favorites!

My personal favorites include Duffield atrium (food and friend), Lincoln library (silent and cozy), and the weird risers on 3rd floor Rockefeller (can lie down, usually no one around).

Good luck on finals everyone!

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>16 mg albuterol
>x2 5 hour energies
>double shot espresso
>75 g of whey protonz

>mfw it hits me
>mfw i have to stay up for at least another 3 hours

pls hold me, ezrahub

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>walk by an ILR building today
>future leaders of tomorrow

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Urban Exploration Cornellian loading! No. 42795
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Hey Hubizens,

I saw a thread about this a long, long time ago and its time to bring the subject back to life. Is anyone else into urbex or going places they probably shouldn't? Care to share some cool/hard to reach/sketchy places on campus and in town?

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Watches Cornellian loading! No. 42543
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I've developed a strong interest in watches lately. For now, I have a couple Casios, a Swatch New Get Lacquered (in black - I know it's quartz, but I love how it looks), and a Seiko back home. Hoping to buy an automatic chrono soon, maybe an Orient, Victorinox or a nicer Seiko. Pic related; it's the one I'm saving up for over the next few years.

What are you wearing, EzraHub?

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Studying/writing music

trance/house preferred, light on the lyrics

I recommend "Rebound" by arty

http://youtu.be/DXQhVmnNmxk

we're all gunna fukin make it through finals

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want to improve aesthetics Cornellian loading! No. 42758
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suggested 5 day workout routine for a beginner dyel looking to lose weight and get in shape with a combination of cardio and lifting

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lel Cornellian loading! No. 42778
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10 page paper due tomorrow morning, on page 4.

How's your evening, ezrahub? how poppycocked are you?

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Is there anything going on tonight?

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Straight male here. Does getting hit on by girls at a bar make me alpha or beta?

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Indian/Brown girls only hang out with other Indians/Brown people? I want to get to know one but it doesn't look like that's going to happen any time soon.

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Any other guys thinking about taking their wife's last name, assuming it is better than yours? I'm thinking about doing this.

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Meta Text.

Duping your exterior, trapped
like your consciousness in a fishnet,
your bloody ego covered up
the bullet-holes. Even ballerinas limp.

Insomnia from ontology
Sour like your dreams
A lustrum of impotency followed
by a fortnight of intimacy.

Poetry like metaphysics swirls
through your lobes like a toilet
flush. Merciless maggots
delay your route to God.

Epiphanies like dissipating writers
block. Crusty knowledge molds
on the edges of the serrated plates.
Brevity snarls at permanence.

George Washington lonely in a wallet
Perturbing realism spiked with vodka
the truth summoned by the drink
one man alone in the universe.

-N

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Ezra Hub christmas Cornellian loading! No. 42757
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>up on the housetop neckbeards pause
>out jumps good old Admin Claus
>down through the chimney with lots of nose
>let's lift some weights at good ol' noyes
>ho ho ho! who wouldn't go? Ho ho ho! Do you even lift?
>Up on the housetop, click click click!
>Re-rack your weights or you're a bitch

ITT: Ezra Hub christmas

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How are the hubziens going to celebrate Christmas?

P.S. Fraternity parties at Cornell in the '80s often advertised having over 100 kegs and drawing as many as 3000 guests.

;_;

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How much weight is a "good" squat? I'm currently at 280—weak, I know. Curious how much I have to improve for my squat to be considered prestigious

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cocktail lounge. right NOW. holy shit a girl just got punched in the face by a security guard. holy shit

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Melatonin time Cornellian loading! No. 42424
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Has anyone here tried melatonin before to fall asleep really fast? Just took it today and was poppycocking surprised at how good it is.

>be taking 10mg of melatonin
>fall asleep fast as poppycock
>girlfriend pops up in dream holding a goat
>she begins to skin the goats head alive
>its making noise while being skinned
>she chops off the top of the skull
>begins de braining the goat and hands it to me
>hands it to me, Im holding a somehow still living lobotomised goat
>wake up, see figure jump onto my bed, looks like a human shadow
>begin to kick at it, nothing there.
>turn on light, I was hallucinating

Damn, this is one hell of a drug.

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what are you guys talking about when you say "GOAT"

please respond

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Work out with admin Cornellian loading! No. 42678
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Work out with admin at Noyes in 30 minutes before going out. Anyone invited.

I worked out my normal stuff yesterday so I'm planning on mixing it up with a lot of back + traps and stuff I don't do a lot…
>barbell pullovers
>upright rows
>bent over barbell rows
>donkey calf all the way across the floor (lel, it moves when you put a lot of weight on it and do reps)

Come join, even if you don't plan on going hard.. just for fun today.

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Rager at Admin's House Tonight! Cornellian loading! No. 42675
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>203 williams street in collegetown
>legit as poppycock music from his playlist all night http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLA48F4BCBEBE8A091 on huge speakers
>mixed drinks and no fratstar beer
>neckbeards will be denied at the door so no creeps
>hot bishes from all over campus especially kappa
>dancing with strobe and color lights
>admin performs backsquat 202 for everyone shirtless
>princess of ezra hub dances on the table and slaps her ass
>we all get poppycocking wasted

Poppycock yeah finals week, be there at 10:30

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>girls with really pretty faces but who are clearly overweight

How do you successfully navigate this one, Ezra Hub? Is it better or worse if they were once fit? Is there any hope for the future?

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