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ITT we post random shit/comments to get things off our mind. I'm leaning toward one sentence complaints that don't fit well into their own thread.

>northeast is shit tier US region. Need to get out and to the west ASAP

OP is a phaggot comments are also acceptable.


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Cal Cornellian loading! No. 43962
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How do Cornellians feel about Cal?


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Connecticut Massacre Blamed On Son Of Top CIA Analyst

By: Sorcha Faal
A grim Federal Security Services (FSB) security memorandum circulating in the Kremlin today is reporting that the man, Adam Lanza [photo 2nd left], believed responsible for the horrific massacre of 20 children and 6 adults yesterday was the son of one of the Central Intelligence Agencies (CIA) top psychological analysts who was assigned to a Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency (DARPA) project which developed the sub-hunting simulator video game Dangerous Waters.

According to FSB analysts in this memorandum, Adam Lanza attacked the Sandy Hook primary education school in the Connecticut County of Fairfield, known as the “hedge fund ghetto” due to its being one of the wealthiest counties in the United States, where he killed school officials and an entire class of children Russian intelligence experts believe were a part of a DARPA “experiment” being oversaw by his mother Nancy Champion Lanza.

The total death count from this massacre is 28 as it, also, includes both Adam Lanza and his mother.

Though initial US news reports claimed Nancy Champion LFull post not shown.


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Fitness thread. Here we go. So I'm a girl and started lifting recently (past month or so). I've also been doing large amount of cardio and cutting calories. I am on a deadline to lose weight. The problem is I normally judge everything by the number on the scale. I can tell the lifting is toning certain parts of my body and I look great and get compliments all the time but the scale won't drop. I feel fat and that I'm gaining weight. I've started skipping meals after I lift and workout hoping the number will go down.

At this point my food intake is so low that lifting is harder now than it was when I first started and my cardio workouts make me want to pass out. The numbers are going down and I'm happy with the results so far. Does anyone else know this feel? What should I do ?


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Current Bodies :) Cornellian loading! No. 43714
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What do you think of my current body Ezrahub? What do I need to work on and what are some tips to get better?

I'm really proud of how far I've come, but want to do a lot more!


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Found a used condom in the frat castle.

WTF

All the brothers know those are just for show.

Who the poppycock, poppycocked in the poppycocking frat castle.

Intruders in the Greystone; signal the alarm slams.


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Suddenly, a CLASSY reunion invitation.


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FINANCE INTERNSHIP laura loading! No. 42937
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You go to Brooks Brothers and buy two suits, six shirts, and some ties. It costs eight hundred dollars, but you don’t really care, you’re going to make $17,000 this summer.

You work hard; you’re not sure on what. You learn to use excel without ever touching your mouse. You bond with the other analysts over jokes like “poppycocking Citibank” and “poppycocking boutiques”. You stay at the office for sixteen hours, through the rain. You’re home.

Sometimes you get tired. You go to the bathroom and take a nap in the stall. When you walk back out and everyone else is diligently modeling you think holy shit.

Two months pass. You talk to your friends from home and feel superior, and sorry for them.

On the last day your MD calls you up to the executive suite. You sit down at a small table. They offer you a job.

Alone, you rest your forehead against the cool glass. You feel calm, like the grey city and sky outside. You’ve won, at life.


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Most difficult course at Cornell Cornellian loading! No. 43082
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What's the most difficult course you've ever taken at Cornell? (more in terms of level of difficulty of material than amount of work)


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Ezrahub is so much better when you are high, omg. I mean, everything is better high. But ezrahub is SO much funnier and nice.

>I suddenly see the racist spammer as not a hindrance to ezrahub or even an evildoer, but just a member of the community that cannot but be loved and accepted.


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hhahahahaha luv u guys no homo

no matter what troubles u are going through its okay brah because we're all gunna fukin make it brah, that's it


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so rush week is coming soon. for those of you who rushed/are in a fraternity, what do you usually talk about with brothers when you first meet them…

how do you break the awkwardness.


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I've been in the Goat House Sneaky loading! No. 44172
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Shit's poppycocked up


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Where is…Spongebob?


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We're all gunna poppycockin' make it brah, that's it.

Aziz is gone, but Zyzz is everywhere.


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Douglas's Obituary Pam Johnston loading! No. 44061
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Seriously, don't ask about him.


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Pilgrimage to gym of Jeff Seid Admin loading! No. 44062
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Hey Jeff, I just took a pilgrimage to your gym in Seattle to see if you wanted to do a few cable flies there brah. It's closed down! Anyways, pic related your gym. Where do you go now?


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hi!
Im a freshman girl who wants to rush, being in a sorority has always been of deep interest to me, etc. however I did not do too well my first semester due to too much socializing and want to focus next semester on my grades.
will i still have an okay chance at getting into a top/good house as a sophomore during fall rush?
some people say not all houses are taking fall members only ones that haven't filled their quota
in that case, would it be best to rush next spring?
I can deal with next semester without being greek, but I don't know if i can wait until next spring!!
any thoughts are much appreciated.


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Is the 2.25 GPA frat requirement strict? Cornellian loading! No. 44133
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I poppycocked up and is now at a 2.1 GPA. Is the 2.25 GPA requirement for fraternity absolutely strict?

If I rush in the spring, would my Spring grades that semester be taken into account when I join? Or is it up until my fall grades before rush.


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So I failed a bio class this semester. yay
Can i retake it next semester? Any ideas on how to go about retaking it — ie do i just add it during add drop and voila? gracias


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Make the world a better place, stomp out happiness research! Cornellian loading! No. 44097
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Happiness research is pure, unmitigable evil. It's because it always leads to greater social control. It's a philosophy of the impotent that doesn't want anyone else to be more powerful than themselves. Case in point: If someone is hurt or ill, that person should be cured, right? But that's too mundane for the happiness researchers. Instead they start to circle jerk over the "fact" that chronically ill aren't depressed all the time.


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Anyone staying here over winter break? Anyone play bf3 for PC?


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Phone Reception on Campus Cornellian loading! No. 43752
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Hi guys,

I know Verizon and AT&T definitely work at Cornell but I'm strongly considering some cheaper options.

For example, the MetroPCS map shows that Cornell and the Ithaca area is within its coverage range but naturally I have my doubts. Does anyone know of service providers aside from the first two that I stated that work on campus? MetroPCS or anything else specifically?

Thanks


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>tfw no gf


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Women like assholes who treat them bad, so aren't assholes tho treat them bad actually good guys because they treat women the way women like it, and nice guys are actually assholes because they don't treat women like they what woman would want?


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Hey guys, just wondering, what's everyone's general impression of people in the hotel school?

What do you think when you meet a hotelie? What do you know/think about the curriculum? Do you think you could get pretty good grades if you were a hotelie?


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http://jmrhiggs.blogspot.co.uk/2012/05/illuminatus-vs-
atlas-shrugged.html

>There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old's life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs.

Discuss!


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>jests


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So…w-what's it like up there at the top?


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Vote for Jo! Cornellian loading! No. 41983
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Vote for our amazing Cornellian Joanna Guy in the Miss America video contest!

http://www.missamerica.org/videocontest/contestants/maryland.aspx

We <3 Jo. I would love to see her win this. For Cornell, for victory!


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